Majalis

[zillyblog]

okay guys, I think bloodymary has gotten big enough that y'all need to consider not main-tagging the canon series anymore.

for those unaware: this has been Tumblr fandom etiquette since the old days. there's no concise line per se, but if an AU gets big enough to be cumbersome in the main tag even while blocked, it's common courtesy to stop tagging it with the canon series it's from.

if an AU is big enough to be cumbersome in a tag, it's big enough to be found by keyword searching. that, and when unrelated characters end up taking up this much space, you're far more likely to turn newcomers off to the idea of your AU. and you're more at risk of being blocked, bc it's a lot easier to block someone than to blacklist their username.

side note that this is etiquette is only aimed at fully named canon tags! so you can still tag it "#phm" and "#il" or even full character name tags.

so, please consider this at least!

[vi-visected]

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

[kartoonatic]

The Jake Paul fight against Anthony Joshua gotta be a prime example of how desperately conservative wealthy douchebags like JP cling to the fantasy that they are physically the strongest, toughest winners of society. In what fucking world would a man like AJ lose to someone 5" shorter and 20 pounds lighter with no professional heavyweight experience. JP is convinced he can pay for the experience of beating someone at the top of their field, because that's what he wanted out of this. He paid for the ability to say "I can beat Anthony Joshua." He genuinely forgot there is something called the love of the game, and if this look in Joshua's eyes ain't it idk what is

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i ask everyone to remember that Anthony Joshua is an Olympic gold medalist with this fucking record:

the fact Paul even challenged him, implying he could stand a chance against AJ, is an insult.

[remember-you-are-needed]

Please can we make sure we reblog the other angle of that moment of the fight in which JP looks like he's seen his own death and knows it is imminent.

[saladgl0ve]

> nurse a beautiful woman back to health

> help her regain her will to live after the loss of her child

> compliment her boobs

> leave

certified maomao classic ✅

[redbuddi]

The "Isekai about extremely mundane things" subgenre has successfully made me obsessed with a trope I would normally have zero interest in. The only problem is that a lot of them have the character gradually become the world's savior, sometimes not even through the mundane interest! I'm tired of that. I don't wanna see a guy save the world. I wanna see a guy make new kinds of beer with otherworldly barley. I wanna see a guy use crushed up magic crystals for blown glass. I wanna see a guy figure out how to build a self-sustaining community in a once thought unlivable wasteland. I wanna see a guy combat fantasy global warming. I wanna see a guy try to fairly manage a small village in a vast kingdom full of exploitative laws. I wanna see a guy carefully cultivating magic flowers and pressing their petals for perfumes. I wanna see a guy reinvent flushable toilets. I wanna see a guy weave textiles using thread from giant sentient silkworms. I wanna see a guy create new fashion trends with enchanted clothing. I wanna see a guy carefully designing, protyping, and crafting custom mobility aids, with entire arcs dedicated to the creation of each one. I wanna see a guy work at fantasy Amazon and create labor unions. I wanna see a guy make delightful and affordable toys for the children of commoners. I wanna see a guy reinvent a bicycle for the sole purpose of performing kamishibai, a form of Japanese puppetry popularized in the aftermath of WW2 where a travelling performer would affix a stage to their bike and perform stories using small paper puppets on sticks. I wanna see a guy finally kill a once thought unkillable monster and then figure out the best way to properly skin and butcher it, complete with breakdowns on the properties and quality of its organs, bones, hide, and cuts of meat. I wanna see a guy reinvent comic books and print them cheaply and watch as the art community splits between those who are excited to try out this new medium and those who only want to work for the nobility and find this new trend distasteful. I wanna see a guy become a reporter and travel around taking interviews during a large-scale civil war within the kingdom. I wanna see a guy try to recreate the periodic table using elements that exist in this magic world, constantly being blindsided by things like how iron doesn't work exactly how it's supposed to by earth standards and try to figure out why. I wanna see a guy incorporate modern medical practices with magic healing to create a new and far more effective type of doctors. I wanna see a guy start a maid service by reinventing modern cleaning products and creating a new system where maids are hired through a third party instead of being hired directly to various households, helping to combat the abuse of maids that is often swept under the rug (pun not intended.) I wanna see a guy create fantasy denim.

[misscryptidart]

Poor guy's gonna wake up with an added burden of parenthood (despite Sandy probably being like 600+ years older than him)

[averagemrfox]

Honestly iconic of him

[bloodraven55]

my favourite running joke of the episode with aira being super confused about who the hell kinta is a close second

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bryanrl]

[ninjaeris13]

That little girl is going places

[redpillwolf]

I know more about economics than AOC and my knowledge on economics is on a high school level. Its actually embarassing how little she knows about this shit. But hey, expecting a socialist to know about economics is like expecting a fish to know what a desert is.

[donutcourse]

Much of the ocean is a desert

[an-aura-about-you]

You know what? Let’s use the allowance example again to make it even clearer.

Let’s pretend we have an allowance tax bracket with a 70% tax on money received after a certain point. To keep things simple, we’ll make the limit $90.

If a kid does chores and earns $10 in allowance, they get $10. They’re not going to be affected by the 70% tax.

If a kid does chores and earns $50, they get $50. They also aren’t in the 70% tax bracket, even though they make five times as much money as the kid making $10.

If a kid does chores and earns $100 in allowance, then they’re in the allowance tax bracket with the 70% tax.

$100 minus $90 is $10. This is the part that’s going to be taxed 70%.

70% of $10 is $7.

So the kid getting $100 in allowance will have $93 after the 70% tax takes its share.

Now, I’d never impose such a thing on actual kids. All of this is a thought exercise.

But if it were real, the kid making $10 and the kid making $50 would probably be kind of mad if the kid getting $93 was bitching about being short $7.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bryanrl]

[ninjaeris13]

That little girl is going places

[redpillwolf]

I know more about economics than AOC and my knowledge on economics is on a high school level. Its actually embarassing how little she knows about this shit. But hey, expecting a socialist to know about economics is like expecting a fish to know what a desert is.

[donutcourse]

Much of the ocean is a desert

[an-aura-about-you]

You know what? Let’s use the allowance example again to make it even clearer.

Let’s pretend we have an allowance tax bracket with a 70% tax on money received after a certain point. To keep things simple, we’ll make the limit $90.

If a kid does chores and earns $10 in allowance, they get $10. They’re not going to be affected by the 70% tax.

If a kid does chores and earns $50, they get $50. They also aren’t in the 70% tax bracket, even though they make five times as much money as the kid making $10.

If a kid does chores and earns $100 in allowance, then they’re in the allowance tax bracket with the 70% tax.

$100 minus $90 is $10. This is the part that’s going to be taxed 70%.

70% of $10 is $7.

So the kid getting $100 in allowance will have $93 after the 70% tax takes its share.

Now, I’d never impose such a thing on actual kids. All of this is a thought exercise.

But if it were real, the kid making $10 and the kid making $50 would probably be kind of mad if the kid getting $93 was bitching about being short $7.

[goldensunset]

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

[ao3screenies]

[aliteralchicken]

I did laugh can’t lie

[jacocoon]

I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy

[cassie-is-trans]

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

this isn’t even the whole story tho this makes it look like something that happened recently but this happened all the way back in 2002. one of their managers (who booked their first show, founded their record label, and was a HUGE part of their success) came out as trans shortly before being diagnosed with colon cancer. they wanted to make sure she had the opportunity to live the rest her her life as she wanted, but also knew she wouldn’t accept the money if they just gave it to her, so they told her it was back-royalties for one of their albums. they didn’t make any public display of it, they didn’t do it to make themselves look good or to take a stance on anything. they did it because they saw an opportunity to help someone they cared about.

[oifaaa]

One thing that pisses me off about "Poor Tim, abused by Batman!" stuff is that while Bruce definitely gets up to some fuckery as you said.

If one wanted a Robin/student who was intentionally and actively mistreated and put in horrid situation on purpose by him the best choice would be Stephanie.

Yeah this is something that bothers me alot about the sad little Tim stories or when people in general try and say Tims the most forgotten robin it's like first off bitch where are you looking and secondly Stephanie Brown will always always hold the title for worst off robin until Tim is regularly left out of both official and even fan made art that's meant to depict all the robins I'm sorry but he's fine

[iszapizza]

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