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i dont use this blog anymore, but tumblr doesn't let you change which blog is your main i'm an adult (early 20s), any pronouns

[majestyena]

giving friends transition updates

[princesable]

wait check this out

[princesable]

•_• <- guy with a cursed eye

[princesable]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[emailmore]

if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

[the-high-bear-of-asgaard]

COUNTERPOINT! Tell someone to make a Homer impression and they say "Maaarge" and tell them to do a Peter voice and they say "Hey Lois" which is the name of theyr beuetiful wives:)

[joannofsnark]

[filthy-rat]

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

[krudman]

I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

[time-traveling-fetus]

[godisafujoshi]

[nsomniacsdream]

"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.

[alexaloraetheris]

Bro got posessed by the spirit of a king who'd been betrayed by his eunuch advisor.

[were--ralph]

this is so fucking funny

[kushblazer666]

[syn4k]

[da11ae]

i need to see atleast 798 images/day

[gjjuddmk2]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[churchbathroom]

A simple green onion will rock your world

[zsnes]

[taxidermycanine]

them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over

my gay wolf ass:

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

im afraid of scary freakers

[aflo]