assorted quotes & prompts from iconic tv show ; mature content and language may be used, feel free to adjust as necessary.
❝ i am going to find the thing you care about most, and i am going to kill it. ❞
❝ you should never tell a psychopath that they are a psychopath, it upsets them. ❞
❝ it’s amazing how efficient things are when you’re a dick to people. ❞
❝ you should really ask before you touch a person. ❞
❝ it’s going to be hard to trust me again, but i will prove myself to you. i promise. ❞
❝ i’m going to kill you nicely, but then i’m going to make a mess of your body afterwards so it looks worse than it is. ❞
❝ letting yourself into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn’t make you intimidating, by the way. it’s just rude. ❞
❝ i just can’t bring myself to book a good hotel. i rather like the grubby ones. ❞
❝ i think about you all the time. ❞
❝ i think about what you’re wearing and what you’re doing and who you’re doing it with. i think about what friends you have. ❞
❝ i think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill somebody. ❞
❝ i masturbate about you a lot. ❞
❝ can we get one thing clear before we go on with this ? is that a sweater attached to a shirt ? is two separate pieces ? how does it work ? ❞
❝ she’s outsmarting the smartest of us, and for that, she deserves to do or kill whoever the hell she wants. ❞
❝ if she’s not killing me, then frankly, it’s not my job to care anymore. ❞
❝ it is disappointing that the mole is the one who looks most like a rodent. ❞
❝ are you running or are you crying ? ❞
❝ no matter what i do, i just feel nothing. ❞
❝ sometimes when you love someone, you do crazy things. ❞
❝ i have lost two jobs, a husband, and a best friend because of you. ❞
❝ but you got some really nice clothes out of it, so. ❞
❝ god, you’re an asshole. ❞
❝ you’re getting off on sniffing out a psycho. ❞
❝ i’m spontaneously violent. ❞
❝ i mean, they all die in the end anyway. ❞
❝ i don’t want to hear what your version of the right reason is. ❞
❝ we’re not after blood, we’re after information. ❞
❝ it was always the ones i liked the last that i loved the most. ❞
❝ i bet your kids are ugly. ❞
❝ why do rich people talk like children ? ❞
❝ don’t speak to me like that. i like you, but not that much. ❞
❝ don’t forget, the only thing that makes you interesting is me. ❞
❝ i just want to have dinner with you ! ❞
❝ you’ll feel better soon, i’ll look after you. ❞
❝ for my funeral, make sure they choose a flattering photo. ❞
❝ you want me to be a mess, you want me to be scared, but i’m like you now. ❞
❝ i’m not afraid of anything. ❞
❝ you look like someone stuck a mustache on some fudge. ❞
❝ i just want someone to play with. ❞
❝ i thought you were special. ❞
❝ i hope you like missionary ! ❞
❝ you should let yourself go once in awhile. i can help you. ❞
❝ i feel things when i’m with you. ❞
