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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@asterobellis
\\ Right! I have officially given up having multiple blogs and am gonna move all my muses over to one multi-muse @storyofwhoiam (as well as adding a bunch of others) - I’ve still got a whole load of memes etc. queued up here that I really cannot be bothered stopping so feel free to keep sending stuff here and I’ll just move threads over slowly but surely (emphasis on slowly, probably)
STARTERS FOR QUIET MUSES
note: actions are from the receiver’s pov. send ‘reverse’ to change perspective GENERAL: [ sit ] for your muse to quietly sit by mine [ lay ] for your muse to come rest their head in mine’s lap or against their shoulder [ need ] for your muse to come to mine for help [ want ] for your muse to show up in mine’s room in the middle of the night [ shower ] for our muses to bathe together [ flower ] for our muses to grow something together [ peak ] for your muse to teasingly sneak up on mine and put their hands over mine’s eyes [ hike ] for my muse to take yours hand and lead them somewhere [ sleep ] for our muses to wake up in the same bed [ caress ] for your muse to hug mine without explanation [ kiss ] for my muse to kiss yours forehead [ assist ] for your muse to help mine with their appearance (braiding hair, fixing tie etc) [ first ] for our muses first kiss [ hurt ] for your muse to find mine injured [ heal ] for my muse to treat yours injury [ scream ] for our muses to find something horrific [ body ] for our muses to stumble on a crime scene [ martyr ] for my muse to die/almost die for yours [ sob ] for my muse to open up about a traumatic experience [ share ] for our muses to share something for survival (food, water, body warmth, clothing etc) NSFW: 1. for your muse to give mine oral 2. for my muse to finger yours 3. for your muse to top mine 4. for your muse to pull mine’s hair 5. for your muse to tie mine up 6. for our muses to have drunk sex 7. for the morning after a one night stand 8. for my muse to wake yours up with sex 9. for my muse to spank yours 10. for your muse to tease mine/withhold orgasm
WORDS: “ stop. ” “ please. ” “ i want you here. ” “ i don’t know how to talk about it. ” “ we can just sit here, you don’t have to talk. ” “ you can trust me. ” “ please, trust me. ” “ just talk to me, please. ” “ i love you. ” “ i hate you. ” “ will you stay with me? just for tonight. ” “ i don’t want to sleep alone. ” “ i’ll stay. ” “ stay. ” “ just go. ” “ i don’t know how to ask for help. ” “ tell me something good. ” “ i like seeing you smile. ” “ you make me feel safe. ” “ help me. ” “ you’re safe with me. ” “ i won’t let anyone hurt you. ” “ you don’t need to protect me. ” “ tell me why you stayed. ” “ why should i trust you? ” “ i believe you. ” “ i need you. ” “ i just want to be needed. ” “ i have nothing left to give. ” “ i don’t know what to say. ”
Platonic Requests for Affection
“I’m so tired… ”
“I don’t want to be alone.”
“My hands are shaking.”
“Don’t get up. I’m comfortable like this.”
“Please stay. I’d like some company.”
“Could I get a hug?”
“Would you pet my hair?”
“Will you sing something for me?”
“I just want to be close to someone for a little bit. Is that okay?”
“Can I lay my head in your lap?”
“You can touch my hair but don’t mess it up!”
“Here, lay down in my lap.”
“You know, you’re pretty comfy.”
“Come here, ya big lug/small fry.”
“Just take my hand. It’ll be better, I promise.”
“I’m not letting go.”
“I’ll hold you as long as you need.”
“It’s okay to stay, you know.”
“I’m so happy you’re here with me.”
“Your hugs are warm. We should do this more often.”
*: ･ﾟ✧ stuff my mom has said while on the phone #2.
feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!
“ the pepper is hiding. i didn’t know that peppers could hide.”
“ it’s good that you know these things.”
“ it’s missing you dearly, i think.”
“ it’s just stupid to try.”
“ it’s no problem. no problem.”
“ no, i just had an, ahem… pole… in the car…”
“ i knew you’d ask what it was.”
“ you don’t need to have that much wind on.”
“ it just takes a little more time.”
“ that’s what the work environment doesn’t accept: that some people need more time.”
“ not everyone has that speed. not even the young.”
“ you’ll get sick quick from stress.”
“ what are we doing here?”
“ do we need to stress this fucking much?”
“ we managed before, too.”
“ i can see pretty far.”
“ that went well.”
“ it has big cows. oh, they’re out eating grass now, i see.”
“ you never know with these kids.”
“ yeah, i’m a little here and there.”
“ then i gotta plan ahead a bit.”
“ i usually tend to disappear soon.”
“ i promise.”
“ it tends to happen around here, too, someplace.”
“ that was odd.”
“ no, i said odd. that means strange.”
“ are you there?”
“ it’s not that much snow there now.”
“ there’s something weird about that.”
“ the mail is red.”
“ i’m standing in the road. well, not PHYSICALLY in the road, but…”
“ that’s not any fun.”
“ i fucking don’t remember where i bought it.”
“ sorry!” [starts laughing]
“ what did you say again?”
“ mild and soft. yeah, soft and mild.”
[hums to self]
“ now i’m inside.”
“ a reindeer-giraffe… no, a reindeer, a giraffe, and a pink bunny.”
“ ‘my god’ my ass.”
“ that’s just how it is.”
“ you’re weird.”
“ my god, i mean… i thought it was just the chocolate they put weird things in.”
“ i got the door in my arm.”
“ too bad i didn’t bring a basket.”
“ it’s too late now.”
“ what’s done is done.”
“ then all that’s left to do is just stand and wait patiently.”
“ i gotta find that famous number.”
“ does that sound familiar?”
“ i’m just focused on people not getting up in my face.”
“ lalalalala.”
“ what’re you doing?”
“ it’s so much fun to stand in line.”
“ it’s probably very fun to wait, too.”
“ it’s not my fault.”
“ now i’m walking past the giraffes again.”
“ can’t you just fly out? no, don’t fly out.”
“ that door was hot.”
“ don’t fly in front of me and irritate me… or distract me, or something.”
“ i’m not stopping for fun.”
[yawns]
↖ This user's muse is a dog person 🐶
“Home is where _____” Finish the sentence in my askbox!
𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 ♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
change gendered language to your needs. ♡
“ crying is very punk, trust me, i do it all the time & i am a punk. ” “ do i like him or is he just tall? ” “ not to be dramatic but if i don’t get my life together i will die. ” “ am i dramatic? yes. is it justified? also yes. ” “ everything that you feel is just a chemical reaction inside your head. wow. ” “ there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me. it’s called the throne. ” “ let’s get high!! … grades. ” “ i think my gps secretly gets mad at me when i deliberately disobey its directions. ” “ it’s a bird! it’s a plane! it’s … me, trying to outrun my feelings. there i go. ” “ i am here to say that i am a bisexual who loves mangoes. ” “ why has no one fallen in love with me yet? i’m so bored. ” “ honestly, i don’t even play an active role in my life. shit just happens & i’m like ‘ oh, is this what we’re doing now? okay. ’ ” “ life hack : you don’t have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon. ” “ what the fuck do mirrors do when nobody is around? ” “ it may look like i’m having deep thoughts, but really, i’m just thinking about what to eat next. ” “ do i deserve back pain at this age? ” “ i’m a simple person; anything happens, i cry. ” “ i’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything. ” “ yes, the rumors are true. i’m a lovey-dovey dumbass. ” “ i try not to sound like an asshole, but it’s really hard because i am an asshole. ” “ someone has to date me eventually, right? ” “ what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of? ” “ your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this friendship apart. ” “ there’s no way that EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting. ” “ saying my name is so intimate, why would you do that to me? ” “ don’t ask me about my sexuality. you’re not gonna get a straight answer. ” “ i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining. ” “ the first step to any murder is to have fun & be yourself. ” “ i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ” “ i may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep down inside, i am actually angrier. ” “ i push everyone away, but in a way, i am doing them a favor. ” “ what do you mean a thesaurus isn’t a dinosaur? ” “ i’m not even a hot mess. i’m more like a lukewarm mess. ” “ i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual. ” “ can someone please explain to me how i’m supposed to sleep for eight hours straight when i’m not even straight? ” “ you’re not allowed to be busy, you’re my only friend. ” “ becoming older than ten years old was the biggest mistake of my life. ” “ is it cold in here, or is that just my heart? ” “ if i sigh loudly enough, will all my problems go away? ” “ hey, sorry i’m late. i didn’t want to come. ”
“i’m sorry” starters – fun ones at the bottom!
❝ i’m sorry that i haven’t been there for you. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i didn’t do this sooner. ❞
❝ i’m sorry that shit’s so wrong. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i just make things harder. ❞
❝ i’m sorry that happened to you. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i didn’t believe you. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but i don’t believe you. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but ‘no’ isn’t an option. ❞
❝ i’m sorry for hurting you. ❞
❝ i’m sorry. i didn’t mean to make you cry. ❞
❝ i’m sorry. i messed up. ❞
❝ i’m sorry you feel this way. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but i’m right. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but you’re wrong. ❞
❝ i’m sorry for wasting your time. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i lied. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i didn’t tell you sooner. ❞
❝ i’m sorry you have to put up with this. ❞
❝ i’m sorry to bother you. ❞
❝ i’m sorry for your loss. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, i thought i was doing the right thing. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i embarrassed you. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i can’t be everywhere at once. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i’ve been such a shitty friend. ❞
❝ i’m sorry things didn’t work out. ❞
❝ i’m sorry. about everything. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i didn’t say anything. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, i forgot. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, i’m a mess. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, i’m just not feeling up to it. ❞
❝ i’m sorry about him/her. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but i really need to get going. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, it won’t happen again. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, i totally wasn’t listening. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i snitched. ❞
❝ i’m sorry for what i said when i was hungry. ❞
❝ i’m sorry for what i said before coffee. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i’m so beautiful. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i’m better than you. ❞
❝ i’m sorry for the mean, accurate things i said. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i ate your snacks. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i didn’t wish your dog a happy birthday. ❞
please reblog this if it's okay for me to just pop into your ask box to RP with you even if you haven't reblogged a meme because I just want to RP with you
dirty talk .
a collection of dirty talk found around social media .
“I can’t get enough of you touching me.”
“I love when you push me against the wall.”
“I can’t wait until I get to rip these pants off of you.”
“That feels so good.”
“I’m gonna cum if you keep up this.”
“I love the way your cock tastes in my mouth.”
“I love the taste of your pussy against my tongue.”
“I want your fingers inside me.”
“I want your mouth against me.”
“I want your fingers deep down my throat.”
“I want your cock inside of me.”
“I want to feel how much you want me.”
“I want to make you cum.”
“I want you cum all over my mouth.”
“I want to feel your legs tremble around my waist.”
“Make me want you.”
“Show me how much you want me.”
“I can’t get my mind off you.”
“Touch my breasts.”
“I would love to bend you over the counter.”
“I can’t get enough of the idea of you on your knees for me.”
“Spread my legs and make me weak.”
“I want your hands all over me.”
“Grope me.”
“Kiss me.”
“What do you want me to do to you?”
“Where do you want me to kiss you?”
“How do you want me?”
“Why don’t you come closer?”
“Where would you like to kiss me?”
“You like it when I spank you, don’t you?”
“I can’t stop thinking about your tight ass draped around me.”
“I can’t stop fantasizing about your legs spread over my face.”
“I just want to run my tongue inside your pussy.”
“You like it when my brush my cock against you?”
“I love how your tongue feels on my clit.”
“I’ve been waiting for this all day.”
“I want to tear your clothes off and make you mine.”
“Your breasts look so good in that top.”
“I love the way you grind against me.”
“The lace feels so good against my fingers.”
“Your hands are so warm.”
ʟᴇsʙɪᴀɴ/ᴡʟᴡ ʟʏʀɪᴄ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs
some starters from sapphic songs for lesbian visibility day! male muses dni.
❝ i don’t want to be your friend, i want to kiss your lips. ❞
❝ i wanna kiss you ‘til i lose my breath. ❞
❝ even when you’re next to me, it’s not the way i’m picturing. ❞
❝ you wanna be friends forever, i can think of something better. ❞
❝ can i just be in my head with you? ❞
❝ only a girl knows how a girl feels. ❞
❝ nothing like two girls sticking together. ❞
❝ can you come a little closer? ❞
❝ so let’s make things physical. ❞
❝ i won’t treat you like you’re oh-so typical. ❞
❝ you’re my best friend, but there’s a few things that you don’t know. ❞
❝ i wanna ruin our friendship— we should be lovers instead. ❞
❝ i cannot pretend why i never like your new boyfriends. ❞
❝ girls like girls like boys do. ❞
❝ don’t tell me what i feel. ❞
❝ i’m real and i don’t feel like boys. ❞
❝ what i need is for you to be sure. ❞
❝ you are the queen of my world. ❞
❝ in her kiss i taste the revolution. ❞
❝ you know i wanna take you home. ❞
❝ i’m not talking ‘bout boys, i’m talking ‘bout girls. ❞
❝ it’s not like i get to choose who i love. ❞
❝ i don’t want to be your secret anymore. ❞
❝ treat me like your boyfriend. ❞
❝ i didn’t just kiss her. ❞
❝ we went all the way. ❞
❝ i just want to tell you that you’re really pretty, girl. ❞
❝ i just want to know if you will let me be your world. ❞
❝ i just know you got to taste like candy, candy girl. ❞
❝ she says i smell like safety and home. ❞
❝ i could be your morning sunrise all the time. ❞
❝ i can’t change, even if i tried, even if i wanted to. ❞
❝ my love, she keeps me warm. ❞
❝ do you like kissing girls? ❞
❝ she’s so lovely. ❞
❝ i don’t do boys. ❞
❝ they must’ve been women, cause i don’t like no men. ❞
❝ they say i do it. ain’t nobody caught me. ❞
❝ i have found someone that i think is beautiful. ❞
❝ she means everything to me. ❞
❝ she makes me feel like nothing matters, not even what the world thinks of me. ❞
❝ i love her, she loves me. ❞
❝ i like my girls just like i like my honey— sweet. ❞ ❝ she’s god and i’ve found her. ❞
❝ i think she likes girls. ❞
❝ i got the girls on my mind all the time. ❞
❝ i came to the conclusion i like girls. ❞
*eats you out as a friend*
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
Send 'bang!' To witness my muse being shot
Smut Starters | F/F
Send me a number and muses and I’ll write a starter based off the image! No peeking!
[1a] | [1b] | [1c]
[2a] | [2b] | [2c]
[3a] | [3b] | [3c]
[4a] | [4b] | [4c]
[5a] | [5b] | [5c]
[6a] | [6b] | [6c]
[7a] | [7b] | [7c]
[8a] | [8b] | [8c]
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[10a] | [10b] | [10c]
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[13a] | [13b] | [13c]
[14a] | [14b] | [14c]
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Definitely Random Lyric Starters…. aka lyrics that remind me i’ll always be an emo
❝ Teenagers scare the living shit out of me, they could care less as long as someone’ll bleed. ❞
❝ Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me. ❞
❝ You’re never gonna fit in much, kid. ❞
❝ I’m in the business of misery. ❞
❝ Second chances, they don’t ever matter, people never change. ❞
❝ [Name] lives in a fairy tale. ❞
❝ Keep your feet on the ground when your head’s in the clouds. ❞
❝ Where’s your gavel? Your jury? What’s my offense this time? ❞
❝ You treat me just like another stranger! ❞
❝ I want these words to make things right, but it’s the wrongs that make the words come to life. ❞
❝ Thanks for the memories even though they weren’t so great. ❞
❝ I’m not a shoulder to cry on, but I digress. ❞
❝ I wrote the gospel on giving up. ❞
❝ You should have raised a baby girl, I should’ve been a better son ❞
❝ She said ‘you ain’t no son of mine’. ❞
❝ Just you mind your manners when you go ❞
❝ We’re damned after all. ❞
❝ You said, “Do you believe what you’re sayin’?” Yeah, right now, but not that often. ❞
❝ Are you dead or are you sleepin’? ❞
❝ God I sure hope you are dead. ❞
❝ Now the blow’s been softened, since the air we breathe’s our coffin. ❞
❝ The future is bulletproof, the aftermath is secondary, it’s time to do it now and do it loud. ❞
❝ Shut up and let me see your jazz hands. ❞
❝ Kiss me, you animal. ❞
❝ Everybody wants to change the world but no one wants to die. ❞
❝ Pull this pin, let this world explode. ❞
❝ My heart is breaking, but there’s no use crying. ❞
❝ Don’t mind us, we’re just spilling our guts. ❞
❝ If this is love, I don’t wanna be loved. ❞
❝ Don’t wanna be a bad guy, I’m just a loner, but now you’ve gotten in my way. ❞
❝ I can’t decide whether you should live or die. ❞
❝ It’s a bitch convincing people to like you. ❞
❝ I won’t deny I’m gonna miss you when you’re gone. ❞
❝ Am I more than you bargained for yet? ❞
❝ I’ll be your number one with a bullet. ❞
❝ Isn’t it messed up how I’m just dying to be him? ❞
❝ It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this? ❞
❝ Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis… But it’s just the price I pay. ❞
❝ Destiny is calling me. ❞
❝ When you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned? ❞
❝ One day I’ll leave you, a phantom to lead you in the summer, to join The Black Parade. ❞
❝ Sometimes I get the feeling she’s watching over me. ❞
❝ Your misery and hate will kill us all. ❞
❝ Take a look at me ‘cause I could not care at all. ❞
❝ Do or die, you’ll never make me, because the world will never take my heart. ❞
❝ Listen here, because it’s who we are: I’m just a man, I’m not a hero ❞
❝ We’ll carry on. ❞
she said she’s from a quasar forty thousand million light years away — it’s a distant solar system
(Indie OC based on the album Travelling Without Moving by Jamiroquai)
Photography Based RP Starters:
* Say cheese! (Click!)
* Shit! I left the lens on!
* You do realize the lens is still on right?
* What camera do you recommend?
* I love the cameras where they print the photo immediately, saves time going to the store and getting them developed.
* Wanna come with me to develop the film?
* I’ve run out of film.
* Argh! I wish this poxy thing would just hurry up and focus already!
* The pictures all blurry.
* HEY! TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE HERE!
* Ugh, now I’ve missed the shot!
* Sorry-Didn’t realize you were taking a photo.
* The picture’s great! But you need to work on your angle a little bit more.
* You take really pretty pictures.
* Where did you take this one?
* This camera is too hi-Tech for my liking-How the hell do you use it?!
* Can you help me set up the tripod?
* Soooooo I may have accidentally broke your tripod….
* What do you mean you broke my camera?!
* Lighting is important yes, but ya don’t need a big expensive light or studio.
* Shhh! Be quiet I’m trying to get a picture of that bird!
