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Luz | 20+ | bi demi/bi ficto | indigenous latine | genderfluid androgyne | AUTISM YIPPEE | she/they, sometimes he | calling me things like "king" "brother" and "dude" is ok | ♏ | 𖤐 | Rock Lee's valentine | be an asshole on my blog and i will feed you rat poison | if you follow me you are legally obligated to listen to me ramble about gemstones l

[were--ralph]

its been kind of a sexyman drought on here

[were--ralph]

here this is your new sexyman its the monitor from nintendoland

[visenyaism]

“girl dinner” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women aren’t? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?

[litzeaux]

imo it’s not that deep, or it wasn’t that deep when these jokes were only between women, particularly friends. if i go to goodwill and spend $50 and say “haha girl math!” to my friend who also spent too much money at goodwill, it’s because i’m filled with the joy of acquired trinkets & excited to take them home with me. it doesn’t mean i don’t understand the value of $50, it doesn’t mean i didn’t have $50 to spend. it has nothing to do with girls = dumb because girls already know they’re not dumb. then men got ahold of it and now i can’t say “haha girl dinner” on a pic of diet coke and weed without some idiot accusing me of bimbofying drug addiction or whatever the fuck because they saw a meme post, assuming i have diet coke and weed for dinner every day, but have no idea i actually had a popeye’s 3-piece w/mac & cheese. and a diet coke.

[visenyaism]

If you spend too much money shopping and decide to blame that on you being a girl as an adult, own it. That’s what you’re doing. You are the one putting that idea out into the world and normalizing it in your social circle. You know you’re not dumb, but “‘girl math’ is when you spend too much money shopping” is not a statement that anyone can make without misogynistic social consequences. If you wanna die on this hill for your right to make sexist jokes go for it, but you are responsible for those consequences as much as anyone else.

It IS that deep, and you know it’s that deep because when you hear men make those jokes you get the appropriate level of angry. Why do YOU want to make jokes where the punchline is that the only math women can do is be bad at budgeting? What do you get out of that?

[rosecrystal]

[n--n]

The only time I want to hear “I’m just a girl” is when I’m listening to Just A Girl by No Doubt

[mukdee-art]

[mukdee-art]

Son 😭

[majorluz]

imo uwuspeak is infinitely cuter if its a girl w a deeper huskier voice rather than someone trying to put on an animegirl voice

[sporecore-rat]

tummy is literally awesome is the thing

[hirsuteandcute]

I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.

[majorluz]

rub my bellay

[vicholas]

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

[vicholas]

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

[gunsandfireandshit]

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[hymnism]

[okultraoldmanyaoi]

these are all old but i want to share them

[richard189381184]

did i ever post this. i feel its very clear who my fav is here

[richard189381184]

i showed my dad a while back and he laughed. ok

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[majorluz]

"you're so fucking sensitive" people when you word 1 thing bluntly in their general direction:

[majorluz]

sometimes i wish i was in one of those heavily infighty discord groups so in the middle of two people arguing vitriolically about fictional characters i could go 'what if the world were made of pudding'

[majorluz]

my first reaction to struggling friends is 'friend is having a hard time. help friend comfort friend' but sometimes it feels like when i feel deeply sad and need comfort in return those same people go 'that is the person that dispenses comfort they dont need any comfort back'