make the most of it

♢ 25 years ♢ insta: Johanna_czi ♢

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[lovebugism]

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

imagine portraying COPYRIGHT LAW as a working class thing i'm losing my fucking MIND

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

it's actually genuinely concerning so many self-identified leftists will advocate what disney lobbies for if you make it sound progressive enough in words

[frottinq]

most of these people don't understand that copyright law isn't designed for independent artists, they're designed by and for companies with a catalogue of intellectual property, which is why large companies can infringe on individual artists all the time, and they do. they'll even hire you to do work sometimes, not pay you for what you did, and then just plagiarize your sample work. I mean afaik, copyright laws were designed for inter-company interaction, which is why there was so much issue with YouTube and copyright for so long, and still is. copyright law was not invented or meant to accommodate individual creators with the freedom to make whatever and upload it. It's designed so one team of lawyers can contact another team of lawyers and hammer out a deal over how much money is going to be paid to be able to use the copyrighted work

[remanence-of-love]

[emo-communism]

bo burnham’s new special is like. oh hi i’m a funny white boy singing silly little songs. btw our society is built on exploitation and violence. haha sexting still rules though. tits! human relationships have been commodified by tech companies and everything under late capitalism is an empty performance. i’m depressed btw. sometimes it’s funny though! here’s some synth pop. the world is fucking ending and a part of me wants it to. i am insane. i am falling apart. [audience laughter] [cheering]

[theginkosakata]

[plaguedocboi]

Seeing a black cat is actually good luck. A frog or toad is also good luck. A leech is great luck

[plaguedocboi]

If you ever purposely harm an amphibian you’re cursed for life sorry I don’t make the rules. If you accidentally harm an amphibian that’s still bad luck but I think the universe understands that accidents happen

[plaguedocboi]

If you see a snail it removes any curses you may have accumulated. This is because snails eat curses

[plaguedocboi]

You should be writing this down

[goldmoonmari-deactivated2023011]

The moment a person is like don’t eat fruit there’s too much sugar. I automatically know they don’t know ANYTHING

[crazy-brazilian]

[gas-station-dick-pill-deactivat]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

yet Brutus says he was problematic, and Brutus is an honorable man…

[suzirya]

I thrice presented him a kingly crown,

Which he did thrice refuse: was this problematic?

Yet Brutus says he was problematic;

And, sure, he is an honourable man

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I come to cancel Caesar, not to stan him

[officiallordvetinari]

He was my mutual, faithful and just to me

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

But Brutus says he was problematic;

And Brutus is an honourable man.

He hath brought many hot takes to my dash

Whose notifs did the general discourse fill:

Did this in Caesar seem problematic?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Friends, mutuals, countrymen, do not scroll past

[runawaymarbles]

@if-you-come-a-knockin

[heresmyfiddlestick]

Friends, mutuals, countrymen, do not scroll past;

I come to cancel Caesar, not to stan him.

The cringe posts that men make live after them;

The nuance oft interred with their bones;

So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus

Hath told you Caesar was problematic:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.

Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest–

For Brutus is an honourable man;

So are they all, all honourable men–

Come I to comment on Caesar’s call-out post.

He was my mutual, faithful and just to me:

But Brutus says he was problematic;

And Brutus is an honourable man.

He hath brought many hot takes to my dash

Whose notifs did the general discourse fill:

Did this in Caesar seem problematic?

When that anons have cried, Caesar hath wept:

Toxicity should be made of sterner stuff:

Yet Brutus says he was problematic;

And Brutus is an honourable man.

You all did see that on the Tumblr Blaze

I thrice presented him a kingly crown,

Which he did thrice refuse: was this problematic?

Yet Brutus says he was problematic;

And, sure, he is an honourable man.

I speak not to start discourse with Brutus,

But just to provide some context on his call-out post.

You all did stan him once, not without cause:

What cause withholds you then, to follow him?

[memecucker]

When the post is funny but you disagree with the underlying philosophical premises in it

[anatomiau-deactivated20240816]

i’ll stop being crazy once everything goes my way forever

[boogieboba]

shout out to me! two decades on this planet!! that’s one hell of an achievement!!!!!

[marisatomay]

that post where americans are saying they weren’t taught that other countries exist until they were like 12 is giving me an ulcer buddy as a fellow american i don’t think you can blame school for that i think you may just be stupid