I've dark history but a bright future

Insta: make_way_for_jodie

[b0tster]

Hiiiii could you post the video from Twitter of the wildly buff guy turning around with animals video where you added the sound effects please? I would like to harm my friends with it

sure lol

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The feminine urge to walk into the woods never to return.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The masculine urge to walk into the desert to never return.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The androgynous urge to walk into the ocean to never return.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

For the oysters.

[maddera11]

I can’t believe australian prime minister harold holt was nonbinary

[ghostly-harmless]

hold on I gotta google something

[ghostly-harmless]

I probably could've pieced that one together myself tbh

[monster-toy]

Being taken care of is literally my biggest kink. Being doted on, cuddled whenever i need, held, and reassured. Being checked on and made sure im okay. Literally just take care of me and i will be jello in your hands

[depsidase]

[vaportea]

the notes of this post are absolute comedy gold

[uncahier]

[bloodycapulet-deactivated202206]

this is a safe space for beautiful brown eyed insane women

[cetitanhasmoved]

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

[cetitanhasmoved]

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[books-in-order]

[unicornempire]

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

[45percenterthen]

media will make u go Wow i wish i was 15 again and then u will think wow what the hell fuck am i even saying. for gods sake No i dont

[slayer-barbie]

heartstopper + text posts

[toastbutteregg]

[tallangrycockatiel]

a karmic cycle

[tonystank]

[happyheidi]

lazy days of summer by EdwinaFran

[pouting]

[guerrillatech]

[soupsoftheworldforever]

[thisobscuredesireforbeauty]

“A young boy who had just stolen his father’s car and crashed it, takes one final puff on his cigarette before facing the consequences. (1974).” Source

[goddess-complex]

the 70s were just like that