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One Nice Bug Per Day
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I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone
that is very on-brand for swans
I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car
a sad day for america
and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm
if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.
hey what the fuck does this mean
im shaking what does this mean
it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that
but what did drunk you ever do for sober you
one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider
Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air
when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case
Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu
Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter
the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”
im the cashier
when ur playing trivia and the ancient greek questions start rollin in:
What’s weird about John Mulaney is that all his anecdotes are EXTREMELY and WILDLY specific and personal and there is no way on this green earth that I, a nearly 20 year old woman who’s never done ANYTHING, should relate to it and YET
these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right
I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan