shitpost central

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[enki2]

[shiftythrifting]

I bought this THING at a charity shop in Aarhus, Denmark, where I had passed by it several times, because it gnawed at my mind. It’s about 40 cm square, printed on foam board. The pony costumes are apparently those used in the My Little Pony stage shows, but what were they doing in a claring in the woods?

I thought about giving it to an MLP fan I knew, but not even two weeks later, he died suddenly.

[icel]

looking back at a previous fandom and seeing the creators you grew to despise and the subreddit ran by dudebros and the shitty headmod you were personally in a protracted war with start publicly fighting each other and sending legal threats

i hope everyone involved dies

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Hmph!

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[dick-chugger]

Another small but surprisingly irritating gripe I have with the English language is the lack of a word for "panomies". Like as in a man who fucks a lot.

[dick-chugger]

Like sorry but I'm not using those

[rowanisawriter]

being insane isnt even that bad

[wifehaver103947]

thank you guys for playing blogs with me

[mersei47]

finally found this image. It expresss how I feel evertime I draw ship art perfectly

[cheaphalloweencostume]

hiiii sorry to be on anon in your inbox but i just wanted to check if you were aware that OP of that last post you reblogged has done some Yikes stuff. like… OP wants to fuck. OP likes it rough. and OP got a big oily butt. a big round wet mcmuffin

[cheaphalloweencostume]

friendly reminder that OP

-has sexual techniques

-and a big round oily butt

-goosebumps on their booty cheeks

-they wanna bust a nut

[nflstreet]

[kaijuno]

Made some friends today

[branewurms]

imagine the security you’d feel if at any time you could just rotate away into the dirt

[u-u-h]

[dogpuppy]

[commander-ledi]

[dorothylarouge]

The communists want to take away YOUR MOLD