Good Luck, Dumbass

[makeupyourownending]

When you're watching a movie that's so bad that when it ends your cousin goes "I feel like this was a joke"

[cute-baby-animals]

[cumaeansibyl]

human: *gentle “owl” hooting*

actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

i see all these british memes and i think we need to make a list of american memes

flo from progressive

the midwest

how big is alaska

jeopardy review games

spIRIT WEEK

[magneticthood-blog]

jake from statefarm

[spookybuddy]

it’s not car insurance, it’s all state

“mayhem is coming”

“nothing could replace brad”

kahoot

[skygenders]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

thanks obama

idk my bff jill

kids who take kickball way to seriously

[odin-n-out]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE

target [t-are-j-ey]

texas

1-800-steamer

threatening to move to Canada

[tiny-bubble-blog2]

•Shirley temple DVD set •IT MAKES MY PATIO 20 DEGREES COOLER!!

[lledxela]

making fun of east coast/south when they can’t handle snow

[the-death-of-a-killjoy-deactiva]

• its a pillow its a pet its a piLLOW PET

[ssonyarostova]

CALL J.G. WENTWORTH, 877 CASH NOW

[thatoneartyishperson]

• 800-588-2300 empire (today) • really annoying geico commercials

[glyndwrr]

ch-ch-ch-ch-chia!

California’s drought

now YOU have a friend in the diamond business-Shane Co.

[parasect]

• Call now for the Midnight Fire Collection • SUNSETTER RETRACTABLE AWNINGS ARE MADE IN AMERICA • Everything about that Tony Chopper commercial thing

[rohxez]

• It’s my money and I want it NOW • The Generals insurance

[whovianthatissherlocked]

Education connection

[tobias-senpai]

hi, i’m sarah mclachlan.. *in the aaarms of the aaaangels*

[classicalphan-deactivated201805]

save money, live better, Wal-Mart

[dragimal]

how is it that 90% of American memes here are purely ad references

[bourneblack-deactivated20191113]

Capitalism

[kevinskeller]

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Cockatoo goes Godzilla on a cup tower city. [video]

[yikyakapp-blog]

[badsciencejokes]

Harvard-bringing the next generations of leaders.

[makeupyourownending]

what she says: the fact that you're alive is a miracle

what she means: the fact that nobody has killed you just to shut you up is a miracle

[culturenlifestyle]

Miniature Crochet Animals by Su Ami

Vietnam-based boutique Su Ami is composed of a group of 5 crafters in the family who create adorably tiny crochet figurines of animals. Featuring insects, bugs, domestic pets and wildlife, the miniature pieces are generally made with bright and cheerful colors of wool, which accentuate their quirky and unique nature.

The shop is named after the youngest member, who is 10 years old. The charming subjects and amigurumi aesthetic are inspired by childhood films and movie characters. Following amigurumi fashion, the crafters concentrate on elevating the level of “cuteness” of an ordinary figure.

With the use of slightly smaller crochet hooks and knitting needles, the knitted creatures are tightly constructed so their polyfill stuffing doesn’t peak through. Outstandingly small in size, each miniature arrangement ranges from .5 an inch to 1 inch. You can find popular animals, which include a set of different dog breeds, dolphins, deer, bears and other critters in their Etsy shop.

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[sabacc]

[zicadbagui]

[beardedchrisevans]

chris “the cussing was my favorite part” evans

[grimdark]

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

[hotdamn5sos]

[nizzlekicks]

When you broke but you woke

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Wait… Guys what?

Is this what you guys think it means when GMO comes up in conversation?

Do you know what else is a GMO?

Dogs. Literally ALL dogs have had their genetics modified to make them more docile, loyal, trusting, energetic, obedient ect.

Ears of corn used to be the size of your thumb. Through selective ‘breeding’ we chose the strains of corn that were the biggest, fastest growing, most resilient ect. Ect.

THAT is a GMO. I don’t know where the idea that genetic modification meant they’re injecting your food stuffs with chemicals to change its DNA. That’s not how it works.

However, they ARE spraying your veggies with pesticides and that is something you should be worried about.

Companies like Monsanto are evil. But not because they are breeding crops to feed more people. But because they’re monopolizing the farming market, sueing farmers who share a geographic area and have some of the same strains of crops in their fields because of unavoidable cross pollination and lying about their business practices.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

This is Normal Borlaug. In 1942 he received his Ph. D in plant pathology and genetics. In Mexico, he developed semi-dwarf, high-yield, disease resistant varieties of wheat. A genetically modified food. He introduced these to Mexico, Pakistan and India, resulting in double the wheat yields in a 5 year span. In 1970, Borlaug was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, for saving one billion lives from starvation, and contributing to world peace through increasing the world food supply.

Genetically modified food is great.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

This, a thousand fucking times this. Privilege is spouting and spreading pseudo-science bullshit you saw on your Facebook feed or on Twitter because unlike people in drought and famine prone areas of the world, you have the option to do just that. Those other parts of the world that don’t have the benefit of a food surplus and can’t pick and choose what they eat depend on GMOs to not die of starvation or watch their children waste away. I despise Monsanto as much as the next person and if they ever go out of business, I’ll be the first to dance a jig, but condemning GMOs just because one megacorp is a pile of shitbags is beyond idiotic. If scientists can create new strains of seeds that can withstand disease, pests, all while yielding more foodstuff, then we should be throwing our support behind them.

[ischemgeek]

Also, “They are feeding us chemicals!” is a fundamentally ridiculous statement. 

Why? 

As a chemist, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret: 

Everything is chemicals.

[thethespacecoyote]

Thiiiiiis, this is why I have so many issues with the promoting of the non-GMO thing in the rich ass neighborhood where I work, because they’re ignorant about the actual issue with GMOs (monopolizing/patenting genetic modifications) and focus on misinformation

[purpledrxgon-archive-blog-deact]

me: [wakes up]

[babyanus]

[walouijawip]

reblog if u support squishy tummies, legs, and arms

[buckynatashas]

claimed no man could resist, much less survive her.