Mikey W. is a scary dude.

Amateur stuff enthusiast Mike shares things with you here, because searching for old posts on Facebook is pretty much impossible.

[makewistful]

[adventcalendarhouse]

Podcast: Pat Boone and Family Christmas Special

🎄 It’s 1979, and no one wants to go to Pat Boone’s lame Christmas party, but we hope you’ll accept our invitation to discover this bizarre but wholesome special featuring the Hudson Brothers, the stars of “The Ropers” as themselves but also still as the Ropers, and a criminally brief appearance by Yogi Bear and his Hanna-Barbera friends.

[makewistful]

Hi! If it’s been a while, I started a podcast 5 years ago about TV holiday specials. I post 12 of them every December. If that sounds like your cup of cocoa, you can follow along at @adventcalendarhouse.

[makewistful]

Hello I’m back on here and I’ve made dinner.

[catzgba]

whats your least favorite piece of official sonic art

what the fuck he ride the bus for

[stability]

[marlowwwww]

that’s quitter’s talk

[bikwin5]

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

[thephilosophyofnope-deactivated]

use whirlwind sprint

[touchyourblood]

climb on the desk and double jump from there

[sazandorable]

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

[realgirlsgaming]

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

[starryeyedneonlights]

Fuckin triangle jump

[pamsrevenge-deactivated20190313]

Wallrun and jump to it

[knightsintodreams]

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

[kalasraven]

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

[professor-bats]

you’re just not thinking with portals.

[delcat177]

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

[nigiyakapepper]

moveObjects on

[blindmech]

According to Sonic Adventure you have to hit a button in an elevator and then use your shoes to light dash across the rings

[tmbg13]

y’all are fuckin nerds 

[g0m]

CALVIN AND HOBBS EDIT: *HOBBES SAD STORY 2016 BY g0m

cALVIN WAS LYING ON HIS BED AND DYING AS AN OLD MAN. SUSIE AKA THE GIRL FROM THE STRIP IS CALVINS WIFE IN MY STORY. SHE HANDS HIM HOBBES HIS TRUSTY TOY TIGER WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE

“CALVIN, ITS ME, HOBBES”, SAID HOBBES. “ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WEVE HAD ANY OF OUR FAMOUS ADVENTURES FROM THE COMIC STRIP “CALVIN & HOBBES”, AND NOW YOU’VE GOT A DISEASE AND ARE DYING AS AN OLD MAN”

“SHIT!” SAID CALVIN “I USED TO BE A SMALL CHILD FROM A COMIC STRIP - THATS RIGHT, YOU GUESSED IT, I’M TALKING ABOUT “CALVIN & HOBBES”!! MANY PEOPLE READ THIS AS CHILDREN AND AS SUCH I REPRESENT CHILDHOOD BOTH DIRECTLY AND BY PROXY. AND NOW IM DYING”

CALVIN STARTED CRYING AT HIS OWN WORDS, AND HOBBES, THE WONDERFUL STUFFED TIGER WHOS ALSO REAL STARTED CRYING TOO. SUSIE STARTED CRYING SO HARD SHE HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM. SHES NOT IN THE STORY ANYMORE.

A CHILD CAME IN THE ROOM, ITS CALVN AND SUSIES CHILD MY OC BRENDA. CALVIN GAVE BRENDA HOBBES, WHOS A DOLL NOW.

“BRENDA, ITS MY FAMOUS TITULAR DOLL FROM “CALVIN & HOBBES”. PLEASE… TAKE CARE OF HIM… AND BE SURE… TO HAVE LOTS… OF… ADVENTURES…“ CALVIN DIES AND HIS EEG MACHINE MAKES A LONG SUSTAINED BEEP. SHARE THIS WITH TEN PEOPLE OR A GHOST WILL KILL YOU

[alandistro]

Other than High Fidelity and Empire Records, are there any other movies featuring working in a record store that you can recommend? In the mood for a music movie this afternoon. Question mark?

[thesarahshay]

I feel like I should know more, but I’m totally drawing a blank. Anybody?

[makewistful]

Does Ghost World count?

[kumagawa]

explain

[krudman]

[maxofs2d]

Banksy has revealed his Mario Maker level and it will make you think

[windows-98]

[makewistful]

THANK YOU FOR THIS.

[makewistful]

When Dora talks about Backpack, she says ‘she.’

My 4-year-old daughter, with no context beyond “This is a thing I remember from ‘Dora the Explorer’ from that one time Backpack wore a bow and a skirt.”

That is all.

[hijerking]

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

[thesarahshay]

Oh shit, I never thought about it but it absolutely does for me too. You are blowing my mind over here, Tumblr.

[makewistful]

The sound is a cartoon dog going “Aroo?!”

[thesarahshay]

HEY MATH SIDE OF TUMBLR!

Is there a word for a number that is made up of all the same digit? Like eleven, or 666. I have always had an affinity for these numbers and am turning 33 this year, but Google searching has not yielded any information about such a name, if there is one. Help me out!

[makewistful]

This is not at all the answer you wanted (I couldn’t find an answer, either), but Schoolhouse Rock called the multiples of 11 through 99 “double-digit doodgies,” which is cute.

[corrodedink]

I am not alone! I would like to go back and use the sleep. I am still desperately looking for peanut butter.

[moved-to-korrigantsionnach-deac]

I am not going to be a good book. I don’t know what you mean by that time.

[bibliophilicwitch-archive]

I’ll give you the sun. I was having an inner war between the three jobs, but I have a phone date of the sun.

[obsydian]

I am a beautiful person who is the best family ever watch over me in the lonely places I must walk

[queenofchalices]

I have no internet at the moment so much better than trying not a lot to me know how long have

[roulan]

The root of the world around me knows if you want to go to the Point. I can’t find it.

[tuulikki]

The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best.

[thesarahshay]

"I have to be honest with me. Know if you want to be honest. I don’t know if you have to be honest." Jesusmarynjoseph, I had no idea I said “to be honest” so often. I guess I’m being more open with people lately? I wanted something funny about looking for peanut butter, not a revelation about my current psychological state.

[makewistful]

The best of the year and I don't think I have a great way of the best thing to say.

I SURE DON'T.

[johnwatsonsmonsterdong-blog]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

this is the republican side,.. white people why do yall keep electing these niggas?

[bdot0]

You sure do stereotype white ppl the same way u don’t want white ppl stereotyping black ppl

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

These are not stereotypes these are facts

http://www.gallup.com/poll/160373/democrats-racially-diverse-republicans-mostly-white.aspx

take your ball and go home

[themoonisfree]

🔥🔥🔥👀👀👀

[makewistful]

Uh, the woman in orange is Rep. Corrine Brown, not a Republican, a Florida Democrat.

[kitslam]

[tldrwikipedia]