Makibishi - The Dark Night

Musician Artist Jus chillin an livin life

[novemberof1997]

It is so cruel that we think we’re wasting time when we’re doing something that we love and that does not have any materialistic returns

[hebihime-deactivated20191114]

[x-menunited]

[marxisforbros]

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

[theboylondon]

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

[mangonetics]

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

[holyromanhomo]

The last comment literally always cracks me up

[dapper-delinquent]

“they treat us like GODS!” said the mutant with god-like powers “We’re perfect the way we are.”

“yeah, sure” says ‘accidentally murders people’ girl, who has PTSD from all the people she accidentally murders.

[xbox-nun]

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

[j-popsicles]

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[j-popsicles]

Lol for everyone in Europe who wants to dismiss racism as an “american problem”, friendly reminder that this came from a television special from the UK.

You’re not excused from this.

[youngbreastmilk]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO SHE LOOKS SO FUCKING DONE

[thirdeyeillumined]

The last pic, she like “really bitch”

[africa-will-unite-deactivated20]

Reason why I refuse to engage in this types of conversation with white folks.

[alwaysbewoke]

white ignorance around the world always sounds and looks the fucking same.

[glow888]

Jesus 🤦🏾‍♀️ …whites man, smh

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[pikachupoblacional-deactivated2]

[warandpeas]

Dead and Rad

[sweetmemesaremadeofthis]

[roslips]

Omg

[rumpled]

[ghostsfacer]

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”

[ghostsfacer]

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

[memesandlaughs]

[onion-souls]

Out of all the pokemon that are “just an animal,” Toucannon is the most “just an animal.” Even Tauros has the tails and gems. Even seel and dewgong have horns and style. This Fruity Loops-peddling motherfucker is exactly a toucan, failing to live up to the ballistic promise of its awesome name.

[ajani]

hey now this particular toucan is pissed the fuck off

[stealtheircannons]

When the DM says something like “The room appears to be empty” or “so you touch the object?”

[redarmybushman]

Fun DM tip: always do that. Even if it really is empty or nothing will happen. Really helps curb meta gamming and can get some funny reactions. My favorite is asking how they open the door or asking “so you just stand in front of it and open it normally” then suddenly they’re trying to describe a totally abnormal way of opening a door that doesnt involve them being in front of it

[wagyusaichi]

niko thats mean

[viridiandnd]

When my players roll a bad perception check I like to say, “there *seems* to be nothing there.” Especially if there is actually nothing there.

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

This is my method of describing incidents to build tension. I swear, some of the best ‘traps’ in my campaigns, have been just how I word their checks to make them doubt literally every possibility in a dungeon.

[msmarvel]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse sweeps the 2018-19 Award Season for Best Animated Feature 

[anxietyproblem]

[dankmemeuniversity]