[yeahiwasintheshit]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[were--ralph]

I wanted to see if there was a longer version of that Sabrina fortnite clip and im glad there is

EDIT: MIKU PERSPECTIVE

[dailydailly]

Spooky Halloween Pokemon !!

+ Bonus Ditto. Just a regular Ditto. Nothing unusual about him.

[ruinedchildhood]

Glass bridge with a cracking effect

[wielderofscythes]

[sylvansleuth]

Murder🤝Be Racist

[sylvansleuth]

I have a question. I'm gonna be stupid cause I don't have a palate, technically.

[shamebats]

[victusinveritas]

[mathew]

[hollowtones]

?

[soundtestmenu]

Visit Original Link

[catboybeebop]

Visit Original Link

[westmansion]

Visit Original Link

[hearthomelesbian]

Visit Original Link

[lindleland]

Visit Original Link

[prommytheus]

[filmgifs]

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009), dir. Karyn Kusama

[mashamorevvna]

my favourite tweet abt the 3 chosen

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

[hit-tab]

[gaycop]

The elves:

[wearepaladin]

An upgrade from the holy hand grenade. The Holy Mangrendade

[depsidase]

[naomiknight-17]

Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to

[nearsighted-calliope]