If I was stuck in a door and @requestfairy was my only help:
Kitten: -gets stuck in cat door after chasing (our rag doll cat around the house)- Re I need some help!!
Blue: What in the absolute fuck did you do no— oh.. my aren’t we in a precarious situation now?
Kitten: Stop fucken around and pull me out! My ass is stuck.
Blue: -Walks from the front of the door to the back- indeed it is.. hm, nice view from the front and the back.
Kitten: STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS AND PULL ME OUT
Min: -tilts head and meows-
Kitten: don’t look at me like that















