M A K O

Catch me at the races sometime! KJRP

[mako-kj]

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Name: Collette Elise Diamond Milo Sawyer

Alias: Mako.

Age: August 1, aged 18.

Pronouns: He/him.

Appearance: Shoulder length blond hair with turquoise tips, green-blue eyes, pale skin, 5’11 in height, slim to average frame, weight associated with Zone living.

FC: Charlie Plummer.

Companions: N/A.

Family: Micah Sawyer (father, alive), Elise Sawyer (mother, alive), Levi Sawyer (brother, alive), Abigail Sawyer (sister, alive), Constance Sawyer (sister, alive).

Other Information: Escaped at 17. Transgender, female to male.

// Mod info: I’m Rex! He/they/xe plus other neopronouns I will likely put in later when I can remember all them. Keep in mind that I struggle a lot with burn out and that I’m a student so I may reply at odd times. Hateful anons = blocked xoxo

[partypoisonofficial]

Dark haired guy with an accent >>

[mako-kj]

I’ll do you one better:

Dark haired guy speaking a different language >>

[partypoisonofficial]

You’re so right rightest person ever

[mako-kj]

So so so right.

[partypoisonofficial]

I miss my dark haired guys. Do you have a dark haired different language guy?

[mako-kj]

I do have a dark haired different language guy! They’re so sweet and smary and our first conversation was him cursing me out.

Get another dark haired guy! Good for the soul.

[partypoisonofficial]

That’s how the best relationships start out. Literally slay.

I would but I’m in my nun era. The only dark haired guy I need is our lord and savior Jesus Christ can I get an a-fuckin-men. …just kidding though I don’t know what the hell compelled me to say that.

[mako-kj]

The Lord decided to possess you for the bit I guess.

The relationship is very good and despite having no other reference point I’d say that this is my best relationship.

[partypoisonofficial]

I love it when that happens.

Well this can be your reference point. Future relationships you can hold up next to it and say “hmm. Is this as good as the other one or should it be obliterated?”

[mako-kj]

In full honesty I’m hoping this is my first and last relationship, but yeah that sounds good!

[partypoisonofficial]

Dark haired guy with an accent >>

[mako-kj]

I’ll do you one better:

Dark haired guy speaking a different language >>

[partypoisonofficial]

You’re so right rightest person ever

[mako-kj]

So so so right.

[partypoisonofficial]

I miss my dark haired guys. Do you have a dark haired different language guy?

[mako-kj]

I do have a dark haired different language guy! They’re so sweet and smary and our first conversation was him cursing me out.

Get another dark haired guy! Good for the soul.

[partypoisonofficial]

That’s how the best relationships start out. Literally slay.

I would but I’m in my nun era. The only dark haired guy I need is our lord and savior Jesus Christ can I get an a-fuckin-men. …just kidding though I don’t know what the hell compelled me to say that.

[mako-kj]

The Lord decided to possess you for the bit I guess.

The relationship is very good and despite having no other reference point I’d say that this is my best relationship.

[partypoisonofficial]

Dark haired guy with an accent >>

[mako-kj]

I’ll do you one better:

Dark haired guy speaking a different language >>

[partypoisonofficial]

You’re so right rightest person ever

[mako-kj]

So so so right.

[partypoisonofficial]

I miss my dark haired guys. Do you have a dark haired different language guy?

[mako-kj]

I do have a dark haired different language guy! They’re so sweet and smart and our first conversation was him cursing me out.

Get another dark haired guy! Good for the soul.

[partypoisonofficial]

Dark haired guy with an accent >>

[mako-kj]

I’ll do you one better:

Dark haired guy speaking a different language >>

[partypoisonofficial]

You’re so right rightest person ever

[mako-kj]

So so so right.

[mako-kj]

Quick someone choose between one or two!

[freak-show-kjrp]

Three!!!!

[mako-kj]

Fuck! Okay, thanks!

[freak-show-kjrp]

You are very welcome!

[mako-kj]

Guess I’m dying only half my head teal.

[partypoisonofficial]

Dark haired guy with an accent >>

[mako-kj]

I’ll do you one better:

Dark haired guy speaking a different language >>

[mako-kj]

Quick someone choose between one or two!

[freak-show-kjrp]

Three!!!!

[mako-kj]

Fuck! Okay, thanks!

[mako-kj]

Quick someone choose between one or two!

[partypoisonofficial]

I'm gonna turn into a fuckin'. Pikachu or something.

[partypoisonofficial]

Do to the stress and radiation, I will now be a Pokemon

[mako-kj]

Why?

[partypoisonofficial]

Sounds fun, that's why

[mako-kj]

You do you, dude— I mean that as gender neutral-ly as possible, by the way.

What Pokémon do you want to turn into?

[partypoisonofficial]

Haven't decided yet..

[mako-kj]

What’s that one- fucking… uh…

That one that looks like a giant purple blob. What about that thing?

[partypoisonofficial]

I'm gonna turn into a fuckin'. Pikachu or something.

[partypoisonofficial]

Do to the stress and radiation, I will now be a Pokemon

[mako-kj]

Why?

[partypoisonofficial]

Sounds fun, that's why

[mako-kj]

You do you, dude— I mean that as gender neutral-ly as possible, by the way.

What Pokémon do you want to turn into?

[partypoisonofficial]

I'm gonna turn into a fuckin'. Pikachu or something.

[partypoisonofficial]

Do to the stress and radiation, I will now be a Pokemon

[mako-kj]

Why?

[mako-kj]

It’s honestly so unfair how some people are so cool and you meet them when you look like a complete floundering idiot.

[felix-roux-bli]

So true... so real..

[mako-kj]

Yes, you get me!

[felix-roux-bli]

So what happened?

[mako-kj]

Ran into this really cute medic again in yet another situation where I look really stupid.

[felix-roux-bli]

This happens often?

[mako-kj]

Happened twice before.

God I’m an idiot *head thunk*

[mako-kj]

It’s honestly so unfair how some people are so cool and you meet them when you look like a complete floundering idiot.

[felix-roux-bli]

So true... so real..

[mako-kj]

Yes, you get me!

[felix-roux-bli]

So what happened?

[mako-kj]

Ran into this really cute medic again in yet another situation where I look really stupid.

[mako-kj]

It’s honestly so unfair how some people are so cool and you meet them when you look like a complete floundering idiot.

[felix-roux-bli]

So true... so real..

[mako-kj]

Yes, you get me!

[mako-kj]

It’s honestly so unfair how some people are so cool and you meet them when you look like a complete floundering idiot.

[partypoisonofficial]

Anybody wanna play a game?

[mako-kj]

What kind of game?

[partypoisonofficial]

Y'know, things like truth or dare, two truths and a lie, 20 questions, The Questions Game™, stuff like that!

[mako-kj]

Fun!

I’m down for any of the ones you mentioned.

[partypoisonofficial]

Awesome! We'll start with easy questions since I don't think we've met before. What's your name?

[mako-kj]

I’m Mako.

What’s yours?

[partypoisonofficial]

Party Poison, nice to meet you Mako.

'nother question hm.. If you were to describe yourself and what you do to a six year old, what would you say?

[mako-kj]

Nice to meet you too, Party!

Hm… I cause issues, get hurt, and sometimes drive really fast for money.

If you had to get rid of one month in the year, what month and why?

[partypoisonofficial]

Racer then? Cool.

August definitely. It's too hot and I just don't like it. Inferior to all the other months. What's the worst advice you could give someone?

[mako-kj]

Thanks!

That’s so valid. Worst piece of advice… eat the definitely not irradiated roadkill, alternatively, ignore every single red flag and move immediately in with them ‘cause absolutely nothing could go wrong.

Where’s the funniest place you could find a horse?

[partypoisonofficial]

That advice is some me in 2013 type behavior.

My first answer would be, of course, in a bar. Just so I could ask the legendary "why the long face" question. Next would probably be in a truck stop bathroom just for the shock of it.

If you could invent a holiday, what and when would it be?

[mako-kj]

I’m choosing to see that as a compliment!

Mako Shark Day every single fucking day! God, I love sharks.

What was the funniest way anyone mispronounced your name?

[partypoisonofficial]

Have you ever seen a real shark?

Hm... well when the girl was younger she would say "Potty" and everyone thought that was really funny.

What's one thing you'll never do again?

[mako-kj]

Ooh, two questions!

To the first one: I’ve never seen a real shark but it’s a lifelong dream to do so. To the second: Accidentally crash while in the final lap of a race, thereby causing a very cool and attractive medic to yell at me for making them lose ten carbons and to make them do their job.

I get to ask you two questions now! First, if you had the opportunity to invite your worst enemy to dinner, would you? Two, if you did invite them, what would you serve and why?