Halloween with the Cullens
- first of all, Alice goes all out for Halloween
- she and Esme turn their house into a haunted house every year
- it’s the talk of the town- wherever that may be
- the annual cost of halloween for them is usually in the ten thousands
- they rent fog machines and animatronics
- rent not buy, the cullens support local businesses (and you should too)
- she can usually talk edward into participating
- (pre bella) he dresses up as a vampire and jumps out of a coffin when people approach the front door
- for everyone elses’ costumes, they’re wear couples costumes
- as if we’d expect anything less from the lovebirds
- esme and carlisle dress up as gomez and mortricia (addams family)
- jasper and alice go as woody and bo peep (even if it doesn’t exactly fit the haunted house theme)
- rosalie and emmett went as Frankenstein’s monster and his bride on year
- they never did again after emmett ripped his arm off in front of a group of little children
- he was too immersed in his role, or at least that’s what he told esme and carlisle when they scolded him for causing them to have to relocate prematurely
- (post BD) bella, edward, and renesmee go as pigs, and jacob puts on a really poor quality wolf costume
- charlie goes with them in his uniform “killing two birds with one stone” he says
- after trick or treating, edward, bella, renesmee, and jake head to lapush and party on the beach with the pack
- they don’t exactly welcome eddie with open arms, but after they see that jacob trusts him, they quit complaining
- seth, for one, loves having edward around
- they carve pumpkins (edward pretends to not notice a few stray knives suspiciously placed sharp end up on his seat in the sand)
- edward and bella go cliffdiving with some from the pack
- renesmee stays back with jacob (under supervision of billy because ew)
- after they return to the cullens and put renesmee to bed, then the grownups can party
- which is basically going for a hunt, then coming back and watching vampire movies and making fun of them
- once, emmett bought elephant tranquilizer darts and had jasper shoot him in the butt
- he was convinced that he’d feel something
- when he blacked out for thirty seconds, they were pretty much banned from any future appearances by carlisle
- long story short, the cullens get an a+ on halloween and i wish it was fall and i could party with them. that’s it
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