[malachitegrey]

do you like your good omens fics full of smut, romantic notions, and dumbassery?

if so, you may enjoy my first fic for our sex pollen event, float around your tongue, with art by @lexarturo that is even saucier than this preview suggests!

plot: aziraphale eats some sex pollen. don't even worry about it. crowley struggles mightily to figure out any number of things.

word count: 16k, because when my intent to write a lil sex pollen gift for @voluptatiscausa spun into a monthlong multiperson event, it was only appropriate that my one-location, two-character pwp also expand ridiculously

rating: quite E i think. lotta sex, even more feelings!

endless thanks to @hakunahistata for idiot-enabling beta/cheer reads and @adverbian for the event co-mod!

and if a stack of smut is not your jam, i have a SFW fic in the event coming in a few days!

[daily-crowley]

Crowley Of The Day: 70’s!Crowley you will always be iconic to me

[literarion]

New podfic chapter: The Prism Phantasma, Chapter 4: Kissing Promises

Written by @brenna. This work is now complete!

41 min | Explicit

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84276951/chapters/223799696

[lokihiddleston]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[lestatdelioncuort]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Live at the Beacon Theater (x)

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[mephistopheles]

midsummer: if the feudal strictness of your home kingdom can’t give you what you want, try going on an adventure guided by magical supernatural beings

macbeth: but not like that

hamlet: if you’re in a duplicitous violent world, your king and your peers and your girlfriend may lie to you, so only follow the advice of your steadfast best friend

othello: but not like that

as you like it: if you undergo a misfortune that causes you to hate your life in your city, give yourself a makeover and run away to the woods

timon of athens: but not like that

two gents: if you’re in love in italy, you can quickly and easily communicate important information via the verona postal service

romeo and juliet: but not like that

[theehorsepusssy]

[quitequaintrelle]

He's the baddest demon at Heaven and Hell Academy Class of 1992.

(Original headshots on Stevie Smith's Instagram)

[bobbole]

Otama Shimai

[cleverbunnycompany]

Felt inspired by a recent trip to the beach

[cloudabserk]

this is so funny to me did lestat himself post this

[cloudabserk]

lestat immediately after ruining everyone around him’s lives: how would i describe myself? well i am much like the giving tree in the classic shel silverstein novel “the giving tree”

[bugbraiin]

One thing im uncomfortably woke about is bugs. And im actively trying to get more uncomfortably woke. By this i mean i DO believe the normalised fear of bugs stems from both government and business propaganda. The start of household pesticide sales coinciding with the boom in insect related horror movies. The promotion of anti intellectualism and anti enviromentalism. If you're scared of bugs, you wont care about saving them. If you dont care about saving them, you wont care about saving our home, since without bugs it cannot be saved. If you dont care about saving our home, the rich can do whatever they want with the chunks of it they continue to destroy.

I WILL calmly and kindly try to help anyone who is afraid of bugs. I will show them my finds, i will explain their importance, i will tell them just how sweet and gentle and friendly they are. And I WILL shoot down any immature loser who believes senseless killing is the only possible response to not liking something.

Get woke. Love bugs.

EDIT: this breached containment. My usual like count is like 5 😭 i want to clarify i mean people who conflate fear with hate are the ones who wont care about saving our planet, like people who threaten to kill peoples pet bugs or actively kill bugs outside for no apparent reason. Not people who run away from a bee.

[rareomens]

Let's have a Rare Omens prompt event in August!

Each week prompts you to create for different Good Omens canon and feature rare characters/ pairs in your fan art and fanfic!

August 2 - 8: TV Omens finale

August 9 - 15: TV Omens series 2

August 16 - 22: TV Omens series 1

August 23 - 29: Book Omens

AO3 Collection: Rare_Omens https://archive.transformativeworks.org/collections/Rare_Omens

Don’t like a week? Skip it! It's that easy!

Thanks for joining year 6.5!

Did tumblr eat the quality of this image? Find it on bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/rareomens.bsky.social/post/3mnbsfr3zss2r

[catsofyore]

It’s June, which means it’s time for my birthday fundraiser for our local animal shelter! 🎁 Will you consider donating if you can? No amount is too small! 🥳 Thank you!! https://givebutter.com/mollys-birthday-for-shelter-kitties-yrubxt

[art-nimals]

Jan van Os (1744 - 1808), Fruit Still Life With A Mouse, oil on canvas (detail)

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems