Addicted to Escapism

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[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[judgejudyofficial]

this is because fisting is commendable while being a fistee is a mortal sin

[sunsetshirnmer]

Darth maul has the buddha nature

[apisashla]

fuck em up with a sick as hell double bladed laser sword and never die

-Siddhartha Gautama, called Buddha

[trainwiz]

Bust out the crystal skull vodka and pour me a shot, bitches. We're going off the rails and we're not getting back on them.

[txttletale]

medieval peasants actually had access to far more Doritos than we do nowadays

[dogpuppy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

[leolaroot]

[hustlerose]

spent all morning looking for the pic where someone is doing an absurdly bad job at the forced perspective "i'm holding the setting sun in my hand" shot. and the caption is smth like "a new day begins.... but why?"

like this

[somekindamutt]

I have this ?

[hustlerose]

THIS IS IT!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!

[winged-void]

9.8 m/s^2 is one of the most classic accelartions to undergo

[flipchild]

[medievaljournalist]

can i borrow the mandate of heaven for like 5 minutes

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[herpsandbirds]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ALCOHOLIC IN BALD DOG WORLD: I could go for some skin of the dog right now

[excitementshewrote]