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Heart Internet Hostpay HTML

this is a disgrace. Its Heart Internets HTML for their support database as part of their HostPay installation. Most of the code was surely written by a junior chef that knows nothing about code…

[code]

<b>

<i>Step 1. - Make a backup (dump) of your database</i>

</span>

</b>

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</font>

</p>

[/code]

Lollable

#rubbish markup #incorrect markup #pathetic markup #stupid markup #submission

Shitty Prestashop HTML

Really? Useless. An inline image for a border? Padded cell frenzy. Get me out!

#rubbish markup #incorrect markup #pathetic markup #stupid markup #submission

Heart Internet Hostpay HTML

this is a disgrace. Its Heart Internets HTML for their support database as part of their HostPay installation. Most of the code was surely written by a junior chef that knows nothing about code…

[code]

<b>

<i>Step 1. - Make a backup (dump) of your database</i>

</span>

</b>

.

</font>

</p>

[/code]

#rubbish markup #pathetic markup #stupid markup #submission

Torbay Carnival

<html>

<head>

<span style=”font-size:24px !important;”>Events in the Main arena from 10.00am.</span>

</p>

</div>

</div>

</body>

</html>

#rubbish markup #pathetic markup #stupid markup #submission

Moronic if elses

region_hidden){ ?> Yes Yes region_hidden){ ?> No No

#rubbish markup #pathetic markup #stupid markup

Pointless PHP

<?php print stripslashes(str_replace("\n","\n",str_replace("\r","",str_replace("'","\'",$this->page_description)))); ?>

#rubbish markup #pathetic markup #stupid markup

Shit CSS

#navigation li a:hover { text-decoration:none;color:#333;} #navigation li a.on { text-decoration:none;color:#333;}

#rubbish markup #pathetic markup #stupid markup

cycling through emptiness...

$('').cycle( { speed: 1000, timeout: 6500 });

#rubbish markup #incorrect markup #pathetic markup #stupid markup

Ever heard of a background image? or a border? no..?

... of your existing pension policies to ensure that they are still relevant, this is crucial in today’s economic climate.</p>

<div class="hashLine"></div><h2>Contact <em>Company Name Protected</em></h2><p>...</p>

#rubbish markup #incorrect markup #pathetic markup #stupid markup

jQuery God Selector

// JavaScript Document $(function(){ $('.image_cycle').cycle(); $('').cycle( { speed: 1000, timeout: 6500 }); });

#rubbish markup #incorrect markup #pathetic markup #stupid markup

Idiotic, pointless & stupid CSS

. news h1 . news h2, . news h3, . news h4 { color:#009999; }

#stupid css #bellend code #idiotic code

The design features of HTML5 will make PhotoShop redundent!

http://www.css3.info/css3-rocks/#comment-260146

#willitreally #i wish

Insanity. How can you code like this?

this doesn't even make any sense.

so, let's check if $fullweight is below 300. right. now lets check if $fullweight is between 700 & 750. my god.

if ($fullweight <= 300) { // if less than 300 grams if ($fullweight <= 100) { $delcost = 1.49; } // OMG WHY ON EARTH IS THIS CHECKING IF IT IS LESS!??!?!?!?!?! if (($fullweight > 60) && ($fullweight <= 100)) { $delcost = 0.34; } if (($fullweight > 100) && ($fullweight <= 150)) { $delcost = 0.46; } if (($fullweight > 150) && ($fullweight <= 200)) { $delcost = 0.56; } if (($fullweight > 200) && ($fullweight <= 250)) { $delcost = 0.69; } if (($fullweight > 250) && ($fullweight <= 300)) { $delcost = 0.80; } if (($fullweight > 300) && ($fullweight <= 350)) { $delcost = 0.91; } if (($fullweight > 350) && ($fullweight <= 400)) { $delcost = 1.10; } if (($fullweight > 400) && ($fullweight <= 450)) { $delcost = 1.25; } if (($fullweight > 450) && ($fullweight <= 500)) { $delcost = 1.42; } if (($fullweight > 500) && ($fullweight <= 600)) { $delcost = 1.68; } if (($fullweight > 600) && ($fullweight <= 700)) { $delcost = 1.98; } if (($fullweight > 700) && ($fullweight <= 750)) { $delcost = 2.04; } } else { if ($fullweight <= 1000) { if (($fullweight > 750) && ($fullweight <= 800)) { $delcost = 3.06; } if (($fullweight > 800) && ($fullweight <= 900)) { $delcost = 3.36; } if (($fullweight > 900) && ($fullweight <= 1000)) { $delcost = 3.67; } } else { $startcost = 3.67; $remainder = ($fullweight-1000); $tmp = ($remainder%250); $divisable = ($remainder/250); $above_onethousand_cost = ($divisable*0.89); $delcost = ($startcost+$above_onethousand_cost); } }

#insanity #stupid code #pointless code

literally speechless for a title for this [?]

I couldn't bring myself to post the whole thing, i started sicking in my mouth.

if(!isset($vtype)) $vtype = 'bypost'; /* BUILD SEARCH QUERIES */ if ($limit == "") { $limit = "5"; } if ($offset == "") { $offset = "0"; } if ($vtype == "accom") { if ($sortby == "2") { $sortprops1 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Accommodation Name"; } if ($sortby == "3") { $sortprops2 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Tariff"; } if ($sortby == "4") { $sortprops3 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Category"; } if ($sortby == "5") { $sortprops4 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Location"; } if ($refineby == "2") { $refineprops1 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Children welcome"; } if ($refineby == "3") { $refineprops2 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Children welcome"; } if ($refineby == "4") { $refineprops3 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Non-Smoking"; } if ($refineby == "5") { $refineprops4 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Disabled access"; } } if ($vtype == "activity") { if ($sortby == "2") { $sortprops1 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Activity Name"; } if ($sortby == "3") { $sortprops2 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Tariff"; } if ($sortby == "4") { $sortprops3 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Category"; } if ($sortby == "5") { $sortprops4 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Location"; } if ($refineby != "") { $refres = mysql($dbname,"SELECT * FROM ACTIVITY_subcategories WHERE id='$refineby'"); while ($refrow = mysql_fetch_object($refres,MYSQL_ASSOC)) { $refid = $refrow->id; $refname = $refrow->subcategory; ${"refineprops".$refid} = "selected"; $refinetext = $refname; } mysql_free_result($refres); } } if ($vtype == "eatingout") { if ($sortby == "2") { $sortprops1 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Eatery Name"; } if ($sortby == "3") { $sortprops2 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Tariff"; } if ($sortby == "4") { $sortprops3 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Category"; } if ($sortby == "5") { $sortprops4 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Location"; } if ($refineby == "2") { $refineprops1 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Children Welcome"; } if ($refineby == "3") { $refineprops2 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Non-Smoking"; } if ($refineby == "4") { $refineprops3 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Disabled Access"; } if ($refineby == "5") { $refineprops4 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Delivery Service Available"; } } if ($vtype == "shopping") { if ($sortby == "2") { $sortprops1 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Shop Name"; } if ($sortby == "3") { $sortprops2 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Tariff"; } if ($sortby == "4") { $sortprops3 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Category"; } if ($sortby == "5") { $sortprops4 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Location"; } if ($refineby == "2") { $refineprops1 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Disabled Access"; } if ($refineby == "3") { $refineprops2 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Pushchairs Welcome"; } if ($refineby == "4") { $refineprops3 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Late Night Opening"; } if ($refineby == "5") { $refineprops4 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Non-Smoking"; } } if ($vtype == "bypost") { if ($sortby == "2") { $sortprops1 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Publication"; } if ($sortby == "3") { $sortprops2 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Author"; } if ($sortby == "4") { $sortprops3 = "selected"; $sorttext = "Price"; } if ($refineby == "2") { $refineprops1 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Disabled Access"; } if ($refineby == "3") { $refineprops2 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Pushchairs Welcome"; } if ($refineby == "4") { $refineprops3 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Late Night Opening"; } if ($refineby == "5") { $refineprops4 = "selected"; $refinetext = "Non-Smoking"; } }

#wtf #stupid code #utterly mental #idiotic code

css that makes you feel sick

If i ever see anyone actually typing things like this out, i will actually have to drown them in their own tears.

#seoFooter h1{ font-size:1em; line-height:165%; margin:0 !important; padding: 0 0 20px !important; } #seoFooter h2{ font-size:1em; line-height:165%; margin:0 !important; padding: 0 0 20px !important; }

There are many things wrong with this, but what i don't understand is why they couldn't declare both tags together seeing as they have the same f***ing styles on them. seriusly. How do people like this get anywhere near a code editor?

#stupid code #idiotic code #seriously?

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