"Duh."

/Kim B/\TV, Music, Books, Musicals, and more\ /Pansexual/ \Protect Malec at all costs\ / ARMY\ /Black Lives Matter/

[swordknight-m-deactivated202010]

cursed emoji this….. cursed emoji that….. how about nice emoji :)

(free to use w/o credit!)

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[beharyonguriop]

Nicole will make her comeback in the Sundance Film Festival 2018 🤗😭

[malec-duh]

FINALLY

[rapnamu-deactivated20240229]

! ! !

[sashapique-deactivated20180323]

Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian got married at the Contemporary Arts Center in New Orleans, Louisiana, on Nov. 16, 2017. 

[malec-duh]

I'm so happy for them!!

[antthonystark]

happy 30th birthday, matthew daddario!

“I’m ashamed to admit I lied about the selfies. The phone is 98% cow pictures and I can’t delete them. I need a new phone. Forgive me.”

[mmarkle]

when I say i’m weak as hell 💀

[jinglebanerock-deactivated20180]

I think after Magnus tried to help Max, and was such an important support for Alec through Max’s ordeal, Maryse realized that she hasn’t been giving Magnus the chance he deserves. It was in that episode that she really saw him for the generous and supportive partner to Alec that he has become.

Nicola Correia-Damude | ShumDario News (via blissfullybane)

[kimdaily]

a loop of everyone’s favourite and most iconic part of the DNA mv, namjoon’s little dance ٩( ◍ˊᐡˋ◍)و ♬

[iweedu]

HIS LITTLE DANCE IS SO CUTE

[saroo-chan-san]

I really like pied piper so much , y'all don’t understand , it’s not just about scolding ARMYs for fangirling too much ,they just gave us a reality check about how we should get our shit together and focus more about our life instead of fangirling , but in the same time they brag about how much of a influence they have on us but also thankful for us in the same time .

Like what kind of song is this ?????!!!!!!!!!???????!?!

I am attacked/thankful/offended/flattered at the same time.

[bangtannoonas]

DNA MV | Namjoon ver.

[googlebts]

Dimple/Illegal is literally me @Namjoon

“You hide them so well but they appear when you smile where do they come from”

“Don’t lie, you are an angel what are you”

“Those dimples are illegal No it’s dangerous, oh yes”

“Those dimples are illegal”

“Because I don’t have them because only you have them is that why it’s so hard”

“I want to die in them, I want to drown in them you are my lake”

“When you smile, I get dizzy”

[mimibtsghost]

There is NO visual hole in BTS

[army-baby-gzb-blog]

namjoon posing while brushing his teeth

[malec-duh]

Happy birthday my ultimate bias

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[cabeswaterlovesthem]

gangsey + solar eclipse

gansey: texts everybody hourly reminders to not look at the sun without the proper eyewear for the solar eclipse. secures enough glasses for the entire gang. also makes sure everybody wears sunscreen since they will be outside. also brings snacks. also gives a speech about solar eclipse traditions and notable historic events that happened during solar eclipses.

blue: refuses to wear the hideous glasses and makes her own by cutting the lenses out of the ones gansey gives her and turning them into some crazy sunflower spectacles with the help of noah. is super into the eclipse though because the moon is “her girlfriend”

adam: doesn’t really give a shit but puts the glasses on and watches with the rest of them. actually finds it extremely cool and admits this out loud because he’s allowed to think things are cool. decides to do a tarot reading later that evening before the sun goes down.

ronan: doesn’t wear the glasses because he’s a rebel. spends most of the solar eclipse admiring adam while adam admires the solar eclipse. eventually can’t resist and looks directly at the goddamned sun and immediately gets pounced on by gansey who was barely watching the phenomenon because he just KNEW ronan would pull this shit.

noah: decorates a cereal box with paint, feathers, and gems. it actually looks pretty dope. uses it despite being a ghost who is immune to such things. mocks ronan when he burns his own eyes. ronan threatens to throw him into the sun.

henry: chooses his outfit around the eclipse glasses. manages to turn the glasses into a school wide fashion trend that are worn for months post eclipse. loudly proclaims he is in love with the moon but she will never love him back and isn’t that the biggest tragedy of them all? also hosts a solar eclipse party and only plays songs that mention the moon or the sun. does one hell of a performance of total eclipse of the heart right when the moon is completely over the sun.