*fucking GETS you*

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[horseblob]

[kawaiidesu]

[caffeinateddreamersoul]

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[great-and-small]

For some reason at work the medium and large exam gloves are completely normal but the small gloves they ordered have this weird vampire nightclub vibe and I have no idea why

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish

[nultemp]

there's literally a dark slime coursing through every tube in my body..

[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[targetedknowledge]

[konoko]

[theriverwaves]

I did it!! It's my first attack of the year, and of a long while! I'm quite proud of this one! It was really fun to take on @cadaverkeys D.O.A!

[turnupthestrobe]

[boycritter]

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

[boycritter]

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

[papasmoke]

my newborn son has an ifunny birthmark

[feldfrog]

Stop, Drop, and Roll also works if you're wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[derinthescarletpescatarian]