This is Berk

It's twelve days north of Exhausted and a few degrees south of Netflix Obsession. It’s located solidly on the Meridian of Malibu. My life. In a word? Exhausting. And it’s been here for twenty three years, but every single adventure is new. We have hiking, painting, and a charming view of the ocean. The only problems are the pets. You see most people have puppies or parrots, I have a cat with social anxiety and no volume control.

[animentality]

[vexheart]

Reminder

[crabanarchy]

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

[icaseybaybee]

[929]

KPDH + Huntr/x

[vidoxi]

How to talk to tall people, a guide by aubry bracco

[my-dailydreams]

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[night-the-starfish]

Fish out of water, gouache and markers on paper.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

WIVES WHO ARE NOW WALTER CUP WINNERS!!!!!!!!

[nodded]

So if your mom is my mom and my dad is your dad… and we're both born on October 11th, then you and I are… like… sisters. Sisters? We're like twins!

THE PARENT TRAP 1998. dir. Nancy Meyers

[hyenabeanz]

Hell yeeaaaah

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[innerchildabortionclinic]

old people are right about werther's originals btw

[dogpuppy]