This is Berk

@malibuboo

It's twelve days north of Exhausted and a few degrees south of Netflix Obsession. It’s located solidly on the Meridian of Malibu. My life. In a word? Exhausting. And it’s been here for twenty three years, but every single adventure is new. We have hiking, painting, and a charming view of the ocean. The only problems are the pets. You see most people have puppies or parrots, I have a cat with social anxiety and no volume control.

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brottagecore-deactivated2025101

You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

quasi-normalcy

"Is this movie actually bad, or does it just have a female protagonist?"

"It's actually bad."

*I watch the movie*

*it has a female protagonist*

dailyflicks

MILLY ALCOCK as KARA ZOR-EL SUPERGIRL (2026) dir. Craig Gillespie

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

saspitite

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

elizapad

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

poolboydivision

distant-screaming

genuinely who is doing it like early 2000s lesbian movies. d.e.b.s. is so ridiculously fun. they immediately fall in love. the spy stuff (the premise of the movie) is only really relevant to allow for more lesbianisms. the main pairing say I love you within a week and a half of knowing each other. the most important character to the plot is the villain's sidekick, who is maybe the only reason australia is still intact. they're all fashionable as fuck. truly built different

animentality

vexheart

Reminder

crabanarchy

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation