malina

sirius black variant

[maia-selene-black]

Sirius unconsciously doing that thing that dogs do where they perk up at their favorite words.

James teasing him relentlessly after finding out that 'Moony' is one of Sirius's favorite words.

[snarky-magpie]

For the longest time, Regulus used to think James was a little slow when in reality James was just struck dumb by Regulus' beauty every time they met.

[siriusstardust]

remus, sighing: james, how do you and regulus resolve your arguments?

james: uh, i dont know. i usually forget what im mad about when i look at him

remus:

james: he’s so pretty

[3lectracuted]

sirius drags remus around by the belt-loops

remus loves it

[z-eel]

Barty's biggest fuck you to his dad is doing shit that he gains absolutely nothing from. yeah he's genuinely help a Hufflepuff student study for an exam

of course he going to give someone else the last piece of cake

there no doubt that hes sending letter to random students talking about their niche interest

Barty just want to enjoy his free will, especially when he has no reason to do what hes doing

[rosiermajor]

dorcas, leaning against the doorframe: i think you should talk to your brother or at least your boyfriend during your period

regulus, under a heap of blankets: what, so idiot 1 and idiot 2 can bother me and piss me the fuck off?

dorcas: well, maybe evan or barty then?

regulus: they're just whore 1 and whore 2. just come sit here and dont talk, cas.

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[airsdoodle]

happy pride month to whoever the fuck hornkus binglefuck is.

[moonwasinpisces]

sirius says romantic things in the same tone most people use to ask someone to pass the salt. remus will be standing there making toast and suddenly sirius is going “s’funny how easy loving you is” before immediately going back to complaining about that bloody heatwave like he didn’t just change remus’s brain chemistry

[espressovis]

The raging urge to be a villain’s favorite person.

[18magnoliastreet]

Lily and Sirius doing that trend like “Our friend Remus is going to show you his fossils so you better listen”

And this tall, scarred, already intimidating man wearing a big grandpa sweater walks up and he’s like “hi I’m remus, so this fossil is…”

And Lily and Sirius are in the back holding up fists with angry faces

[anything-for-my-moons]

rosekiller is so "id slit my own throat just to see if you'd mourn me"

[evil-twink-reg]

remus wearing a form fitting tank top instead of baggy shit for the first time and the entirety of gryffindor tower doing a double take

[peckedpolaris]

the main reason i think regulus likes remus more than the other marauders (other than sirius) is becuz at least remus knows how to shut the fuck up

[someone-elseworld]

Wasted Regulus is just Sober Sirius

Wasted Sirius is just Sober Regulus but less cold

[fallintomidnight]

Regulus black was born as a left-handed person. But Walburga forced him to use right hand and hit him every time he used his left hand because according to her being left-handed is "improper".

[starcroww]

Walburga and Orion put Sirius in ballet to teach him discipline and order, then blamed it for making him gay.