callum

slytherin skittles enthusiast fuck jkr! | happiest marauders blog

[rosiermajor]

intro post **

hi! im callum or esther

slytherin | he/him | barty crouch jr, evan rosier and regulus black enthusiast

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ships: rosekiller, jegulus, moonwater, bartylus, wolfstar

music: alex g, conan gray, sundots, phoebe bridgers, lana del rey, billy joel, queen, david bowie, twenty one pilots

fics: of his bones, only the brave, crimson rivers, kill your darlings, choices, whatever happened to the young, young lovers?

dni if

- incest ships

- bigoted

- right wing

+ basic dni

about this blog

beware: i write a lot of angst or sad shit here. nobody in this fandom will be happy if i cant

other than marauders content, this blog also reflects my political stances and values. i do not support the use of ai, jk r*wling, genocide, and billionaires. yes i will blame capitalism. yes i will call out bs. and yes i will also be understanding of your views as long as you understand mine

i try to follow back and reply to comments + questions! feel free to ask me anything 💥 dms open as well

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"is it a habit for you to be lying in such inconvenient places? get up!" barty groans, almost tripping over a very hungover evan who is on the carpet, having just rolled off the couch.

inconvenient places. its funny, because barty finds himself in the same situation again and again.

again.

funny, because evan is a limp body on the blood-stained battleground. barty nearly trips over his lolled head while he's scrambling to find him amidst the dark and flying spells.

its quite inconvenient. evan is dead, he knows this because he would have shot back a bite about his pounding headache by now. he knows this because evan's head has a gash at the back of it and he's bleeding out and he's fucking dead. get up. get up, fucking please. he finds himself thinking once again, and again, again, again.

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sorry for being evil i promise i think before i click post just not kind thoughts

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"is it a habit for you to be lying in such inconvenient places? get up!" barty groans, almost tripping over a very hungover evan who is on the carpet, having just rolled off the couch.

inconvenient places. its funny, because barty finds himself in the same situation again and again.

again.

funny, because evan is a limp body on the blood-stained battleground. barty nearly trips over his lolled head while he's scrambling to find him amidst the dark and flying spells.

its quite inconvenient. evan is dead, he knows this because he would have shot back a bite about his pounding headache by now. he knows this because evan's head has a gash at the back of it and he's bleeding out and he's fucking dead. get up. get up, fucking please. he finds himself thinking once again, and again, again, again.

[rosiermajor]

regulus: look at us. you and me, two thieves in the dark, stealing moments like theyre sacraments. i want to keep this forever.

james: you know making sirius sound like a cop doesnt help our case, right love?

- jegulus hiding from sirius in the broom cupboard

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evan rosier who has green peekaboo hair at the back of his head and barty crouch jr with green highlights. send post

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regulus arcturus "im too busy with my revenge plans to eat" black and barty crouch "you cant starve to death yet let me feed you as foreplay" junior

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sirius probably tried to kill himself after he found out james died

the possibility that sirius killed the other half of his soul was never there

[thetwoanddoubleme]

Regulus needs glasses but hates wearing so he wears contacts.

Until barty actually ruins them and regulus has to wait a week for his next shipment. He walks into the great hall with his glasses on for the first time.

Sirius looking at regulus walk in “Huh reg is wearing his glasses. It’s been years since I’ve seen him actually use them.”

Remus looking up at regulus after Sirius said that “naw I’d hit that.”

“WHAT THE FU-“

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[rosiermajor]

hi guys! update on the marauders zombie apocalypse AU and i was wondering what headcanons yg have on the roles of the characters🫣 suggestions open

heres a very brief look of what i have down so far! im not really sure on what to do w the valkyries so lmk what yall think

any headcanons outside of roles are welcome as well!

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rosekiller in a zombie apocalypse, running from a horde and throwing a grenade behind them, exhilarated, in love; this is all they need for now.

rosekiller in a zombie apocalypse, running, except this time they run out of explosives. evan pushes barty away and barty watches his best friend, lover, get eaten away at.

its a mortifying thought, because barty finds himself jealous, angry, fucking heartbroken. he thinks it should be him who's on top of evan. it should be him who's dead. it should be anyone but his rosy.

but evan is dead. evan is dead and a year later barty thinks he sees a zombie with evan's face. he lets himself get infected because if he is going to suffer it might as well be with the boy he fell in love with at 16. he sits there and lets the zombie eat him in his wholeness.

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ive been really into apocalyptic dynamics between marauders era and i was thinking if i started an apocalypse AU fic would any of you read it🤔

scientist regulus trying to end the apocalypse x scout james who found him and would do anything for him

hunter sirius brings whimsy in these depressing times x scout remus who's wary to take him in and tired of the apocalypse

barty and evan being runners and the perfect duo

it would be minor or major character death and likely explicit

be honest would you read this

[aiexh]

bitches will see the most horrifying and graphic depictions of human love and go "hmm rosekiller"

[misguidedrosekiller]

when rosekiller have a petty fight evan “sleeps” on the couch (waits for barty to come crawling to the couch because they can’t sleep with out eachother(co dependent assholes)) right as barty falls asleep evan whispers “told you so” and than barty bites his arm before falling asleep calling evan a bitch

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Wolfstar:

"Moony?"

"Yes, Pads?"

Starchaser:

"Jamie?"

"Yes, love?"

Rosekiller:

"SKANK"

"WHAT"

[aiexh]

evan rosier fell first, and fell quietly. a soft “oh. oh.” as he looked into his friend’s eyes and found the galaxy hidden in them.

barty crouch jr fell later, and harder. much harder. like a meteor crash landing on earth as he heard evan’s laugh and wanted nothing more than to be the only reason behind that sweet, beautiful, angelic sound.

[mina-rosekiller]

barty crouch jr eating ftm evan out