Malisaurus' Blog

Hiiii welcome to my blog, I mostly reblog shitposts or pretty art of the things I like! My pronouns are She/Her, I'm a generally sapphic leaning, bisexual, Tgirl. Lotta words there sorry. oh yeah and I'm 16. That covers it I think. Oh yeah and like, any art I reblog isn't mine, I'm not good at drawing.

[tozierrd]

what r u doing here lil bro 😭🤞

[everyoneisanavatar]

The Hollow Knight from Hollow Knight is an avatar of The Corruption

THE HOLLOW KNIGHT IS AN AVATAR OF THE CORRUPTION!

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[eliyahu613]

this tweet. but for tumblr

[dashaibo]

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

[semicolonthefifth]

Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.

[dashaibo]

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

[thegreenaper]

[silima]

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

[silima]

turmeric kun update

[silima]

cuz. yknow. laundry cycles

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[acerby]

I forgot about the anti-Beatles, they had some good tracks. I should listen to Turn-me-on-deadmen again

[scorporia]

fuck with me

[coolguycy]

When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil

[junglejim4322]

This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven’t completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this

[malisaurusrex]

I dont have adhd or anything I just like this photo.

I mean just look at it. Beautiful. Especially that guy in the rear view mirror

[drizzledrawings]

"Nooo" everyone cries... but alas it is too late. I have already taken off my sunglasses, my eyes shooting beams of light into the world. Everything I see gets hit upon by my yurification rays. I can't be stopped, soon the whole world will be yuri

[comrade-ashenov]

The yandere and the hikikomori.

[malisaurusrex]

My life if it was good

Part 7

[konoko]

[sailatina3]

There's a girl out there with a sad life. Her owner beats her. Her neighbor is an asshole. Her family is nuts. Every day for her is hard. But she always rises up again.

Her name... is penis.

[exo-appreciation]

[attheendhello]

you heard it. reblog if u support yuri

[malisaurusrex]

I have no choice....

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

I! HATE! BEING! GAY! NONE Of the 50 year old men i sext even ACT like MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING MAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[malisaurusrex]

...what?

[dogpuppy]