Current Project: Too many to count

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Byleth: Dorothea? Dorothea: Oh, hello professor! And a pleasure as always, Ferdie. Hubie. Ferdinand: The frightened nobles leaping from the windows caught our attention. Hubert: If we might ask, what inspired such a violent display? Byleth: You did have a reason, didn't you? Dorothea: I was subjected to constant mistreatment by these reprobates, the likes of which I dare not speak. And rather than demonstrate any trace of remorse, they proceeded to insult me in a manner most arrogant. I was forced to take punitive measures. Hubert: You can drop the formalities. Dorothea: They pissed me off so I beat the living shit out of them.

Been having a laugh with "My I Ask for One Final Thing". The Dub is Immaculate~

Ashen Wolves version.

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Hapi: Um...Coco? Dorothea: Why, hello Hapi! And a pleasure as always, Yuri. Balthus. Balthus: The frightened nobles leaping from the windows caught our attention. Yuri: If we might ask, what inspired such a violent display? Hapi: You did have a reason, didn't you? Constance: I was subjected to constant mistreatment by these reprobates, the likes of which I dare not speak. And rather than demonstrate any trace of remorse, they proceeded to insult me in a manner most arrogant. I was forced to take punitive measures. Yuri: You can drop the formalities. Constance: They pissed me off so I beat the living shit out of them.

Been having a laugh with "My I Ask for One Final Thing". The Dub is Immaculate~

Black Eagles version.

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I just know Annette would sing this.

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Alois: What do a selkie and a Ziploc bag have in common? They're both re-SEAL-able!

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Anna: Church of Seiros Doctor: 140k gold per year. Furry artist on the mission board: 160k gold a year! Balthus: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount, to be honest. Shamir: We're sorry for the inaccuracies, Dr. Yiff Balthus: No matter how I respond to this I don’t look good. Well played. Hapi: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that. Catherine: Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than the one who spent over eight years in a university to give you your lung transplant? Caspar: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service. Linhardt: You will die in 7 days Lorenz: It took doctors ten years to diagnose what was wrong with me. Some insisting I was faking for attention. While a furry artist I knew just went- Ignatz: "Oh, that sounds like Crohn’s.” Lorenz: -and ended up being right! Also I cannot go to a doctor and ask them to draw Saint Seiros wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I? Sylvain: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward!

Inspired by the classic Tumblr Post turned Comic.

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hiiiii so uh. i know it was seven months ago but. 👉👈 i just found ur blog, and i didn't see felix/flayn on that big old ship tierlist? so i was wondering what ur thoughts are on those two, cus i feel like i'm the Only Felayn Shipper Out There ,, no worries if ur not interested anymore lol ^^ happy valentine's day :3

Happy Valentine's Day to you anon! I'd been so busy this past winter with other things, so I've been relatively quiet on a lot of things. I have many drabbles and writings to get back to.

Your message actually reminded me that they had supports, so I took a moment to go back and rewatch them. And I think I know where they should go.

I've put them on the same tier as ships like Edeleth, Ferdithea, and Claude/Flayn. The vibes on these two are really well done, and I'm kind of sad I didn't revisit them sooner.

I think what I like most about their dynamic is that it plays on two fronts; the first being Felix's hidden enjoyment for showing off. He has great skills with his blade and it's not often he gets to show them off outside of battle. And its something that certainly grows outside of war when he's with the right people (Leonie comes to mind).

And second: it's one of the few instances where someone actually meets Felix on HIS terms and HIS philosophies in an attempt to reach a mutual understanding.

Something I noticed with some of his supports is that some of them come off as the person he's interacting with trying to get him to agree with their viewpoints rather than try to really understand his and take what he says to heart (I have a lot of thoughts regarding this aspect of Felix's character but that's a story for another day). Even some of my favorite Felix ships and supports are guilty of this. There are a lot of instances where it feels like, from a narrative standpoint, Felix is being painted as the party in the wrong.

But during their discussion in their A-Support, Flayn doesn't disregard his views or tell him he's entirely wrong. She even agrees with him on a few points he brings up. What she wants to express to him is that, in the event that times came to pass that he needn't wield his blade to kill, that he can find a new purpose with those skills that don't take lives. She's making a suggestion that compliments his views and allows him to potentially see a new path forward. And he readily agrees once she's made her points well understood. He's not wrong, but he's not seeing the whole picture her arguments paint at first. Once he does, though, he's more than willing to hear her out more.

Felix and Flayn come off as equals meeting each other in the middle of a debate. And this results in them reaching an understanding you don't get with some of his other ships. This is also probably one of the few instances where I'd say he'd be happier in an Azure Moon ending rather than the other routes. They have a nice balance here that I kind of wish was more present in their other supports.

You have excellent taste, anon. I might need to see about dabbling into this ship more myself.

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Hubert: Over here, old friend. In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap. Claude: You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief! Hubert: But even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time! Claude: Justice is a noncorrosive metal! Hubert: But metals can be melted by the heat of revange. Claude: It's "revenge", and it's best served cold. Hubert: But it could be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil! Claude: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire! Hubert: Maybe I've got an extended warranty! Claude: Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose! Byleth: Boys! Boys!! You're both pretty! Can I go home now?

So this is basically what happens if you send Claude to fight Hubert in Verdant Wind, right?

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💐100 Question Romance & Love OC Ask Game💘

Do you love love? Does your OC feel the same? Look no further for an excuse to talk about everything romance! Plus there's a few about aromanticism in there! I tried to make the questions applicable to most relationships, but you want something a bit more poly-focused, here’s a link to my polycule dynamics game. Remember to send an ask to the person you reblog it from to make sure everyone gets to play!

😍Do they like romance? Have they always hated the idea, or are they a swooning hopeless romantic?

❤️How do they feel about the concept of “love”? What does it mean to them?

❓Have they ever questioned the idea of what “love” is? Where did it lead them?

💞How many times have they been in love?

💭What’s their most formative memory about love or romance? It can be good or bad.

💖What’s the easiest part of love for them?

🖤What’s the hardest part of love for them?

💝What do they want the most from a romantic relationship? Is it what they need?

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨Do they prefer a steady partnership or casual dating? Neither?

🥰Who are they in love with right now, if anyone?

🔥Who was their first love? How did it turn out?

💋How romantic do they expect their partner(s) to be in a relationship? Is it a deal-breaker if expectations aren’t met?

💓How romantic are they in a relationship? Does it depend on the partner, or are they moon-eyed with anyone?

💌Which “traditionally romantic” acts (love poetry, flowers, etc.) do they love the most? Would they rather receive this kind of affection, or give it to someone else?

💐Which “traditionally romantic” acts (love poetry, flowers, etc.) do they hate more than anything? When it’s directed at them, or when they’re expected to give it to others?

💟What is the dating culture in their society like? Do they participate in it?

💯What’s their idea of a perfect date?

⏳Have they ever tried speed-dating? How did it go?

📱Have they ever tried dating apps? How did it go?

💍Are they expected by their society to date and/or marry? How do they feel about it?

💜Do they have a “type” of person they tend to date?

📃Do they have high standards about who they date? Low standards?

🧀What’s their cheesiest romantic fantasy? Do they want to recreate it in real life?

💘Do they often “make the first move” when it comes to love? Or are they waiting for the object(s) of their affection to pick up the hints they’re dropping?

📢Are they able to confess romantic feelings easily, or do they clam up at the mere prospect?

💦Is it super obvious when they have feelings for someone, or are they a master at hiding it?

💗What’s the longest amount of time they’ve ever pined after someone?

🤍Have they ever been on either side of an “unrequited love” situation? How did it turn out?

🏃‍♂️Is anybody their “one that got away”? Have they ever “gotten away” from someone else?

💔Have they ever had to break up with someone? Why?

🔂Have they ever broken up and then gotten back together with the same person? How many times? Did it work out in the end?

❌Have they ever been rejected after a confession of love? How did they handle it?

🚫Have they ever had to reject someone else’s feelings? How did it go?

🤏Have they ever had a romantic interest “stolen” before? Have they ever made a move on someone they knew a friend was interested in?

🤔Do they consider “having a crush” and “being in love” different things? Where’s the line?

🤥Have they ever lied to make a relationship more viable? Did it end well, or blow up in their face?

😳Have they ever been broken up with in a situation where it was kiiinda their fault? What was the issue?

🍨What are their methods for getting over a break-up?

🐸Do they tend to jump from one relationship to the next, quickly entering another as soon as the previous one ends? Why?

💡Have they ever been in love with the idea of someone instead of the actual person? What was the aftermath?

💛How important is being in a relationship to them?

📅Have they ever stayed in a relationship long past its expiration date? Why?

💥Did any of their relationships end catastrophically? What happened?

🤝Are they still friends with any of their ex-partners?

😲Have they ever been cheated on before? What happened?

👺Have they ever been the cheater? Were they ever found out?

1️⃣How do they feel about the concept of finding “The One”? Is it an aspiration or something they roll their eyes at?

👀How do they feel about the concept of “love at first sight”? Do they believe in it?

😨Do they have any “taboo” or unpopular opinions about love or romance?

💚Are they aromantic? Have they considered it?

✋Are they loveless? [for an aromantic perspective on lovelessness check out this essay]

💙Have they ever been in a queer-platonic relationship? Would they consider it?

💕Where do they draw the line between friendship and romance, if at all?

✊Do they practice relationship anarchy? [for more information about relationship anarchy, check out this guide]

🔢Are they polyamorous? Have they considered it?

💫How would they feel if, in a monogamous relationship, their partner asked them to try polyamory?

🗂️Do they have a hard time separating their romantic feelings from other kinds of love? Which ones?

⁉️Do they often feel like they’re “doing love wrong” in their relationships? Anything specific?

📈Do they often prioritize romance and love in their life? To the detriment of other relationships?

😡Are they a jealous partner?

👥Are they jealous of any of their friends’ or family members’ relationships?

😥Are they often left behind in love? Were they single and watching all their friends get married?

🤷‍♂️Would they be happy without romantic love in their life?

🚒How important is physical attraction to their romantic relationships?

👯‍♂️Are sex and romance conflated in their culture? How does this impact them?

🥴How often do they expect sex in a romantic relationship? Is it a deal-breaker if expectations aren’t met?

🙅‍♂️How would they feel about being in a sexless relationship?

👫Have they ever been in love with someone who was already in a relationship? How did it turn out?

📚Do they like romance as a genre? In books, movies, games, etc.?

✅Do they have a relationship they can look up to as a positive example of romantic love?

👎Do they have a relationship that’s a perfect example of “what not to do” in their life?

🤕What are their “hang-ups” or insecurities about love and romance?

👄Are they an effective communicator in their relationships?

🦸‍♂️Have they ever played match-maker with their friends or loved ones? How did it go?

🧐Have they ever been “match-made” by someone else? How did it go?

💒Is marriage an important consideration for them? Out of choice, necessity, social pressure?

👰Is marrying for love a rarity in their culture, or commonplace?

💎Would they want to propose to someone, or be proposed to?

🎉Do they want a huge showy proposal, or something more private?

🎁What’s their ideal wedding, on a scale of “courthouse wedding with 5 people maximum” to “100+ guests, massive ceremony, all-night reception”?

👗What sorts of clothes do married couples wear in their culture? Do they plan on wearing the traditional clothes, or doing something different?

🔓Have they ever had to break off an engagement? Why?

🏆What kind of love is prioritized in their society? Does it impact how they’re able to love?

🌹What’s considered “romantic” in their society? How does that impact their relationships?

👪How has their family influenced their ideas of romance and love?

🙋‍♀️How have their friends influenced their ideas of romance and love?

⛪How has their religion or faith influenced their ideas of romance and love?

🗺️What are some cultural customs surrounding love and romance that they practice?

👑Does their culture have any formal courting customs? Have they been taught how to properly court?

💄Are people pressured to fit a specific beauty standard in order to be “romantically viable”? How has this impacted their love life?

🙄Have they ever dated someone for their family’s sake? How did it go?

🤨Have they ever “pity dated” someone? Have they ever been “pity dated” by someone else?

🥣How does their culture view a “serial dater,” or someone who refuses to settle down?

➕Do they care about people’s “body count,” or how many relationships they’ve been in?

👶Would they ever be in a relationship with someone who already had children?

🤱If they ever ended up single with children, how would they feel about entering a new relationship?

🌑Would they date a widow? Would they date again if they were ever widowed?

✏️If they had the chance to erase one past romantic mistake, what would it be?

🩹Do they often give romantic advice to their friends or family? Is it good advice?

👂Do they often seek romantic advice from friends or family? Has it helped?

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Ask game! Have your followers send in a NPC and then write a snippet about your OC or ship from the perspective/pov of that NPC!

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Ask game! Have your followers send in a NPC and then write a snippet about your OC or ship from the perspective/pov of that NPC!

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Outfit Ask Meme

Send me an OC and one of the emojis below for their corresponding outfit in that setting/situation.

🩱- Beach/Pool

👚- Casual/Everyday

👠- Date Night

🎉- Festive/Holiday Gathering (Specify Holiday)

👗- Formal

👙- Lingerie

🧸- Pajamas

⛱️- Vacation

💍- Wedding

❄️- Winter

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Would Hubert von Vestra from Fire Emblem: Three Houses have a Crobat?

Yes, they would

No, they would not

see results :3

Voting ended onNov 8, 2024

Please reblog for larger sample size :)

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OC ask game: Send me a fact about your character, I'll tell you a semi-related fact about one of mine!

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Felix: Brave Sword, double strike to the chest followed by a stab through the upper left side of the torso. Insurgents would have used Iron Swords and would have had back up from Mages casting Cutting Gale. Would have left more minute cuts from debris. These weren't your average militia. Most likely a skilled band of elite mercenaries with a high paying boss.

Mercedes: You can tell all that from the wounds on their body?

Felix: It's a very distinctive wound pattern.

(I love Elliot's little "it's a very distinctive X" from Leverage and I feel this is applicable to multiple characters in FE3H.)

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OC Questions on the Seven Colours of Medieval Heraldry.

A little list of OC questions based on colour symbolism in Medieval English Heraldry. This is a very simplified version of the subject, which is unlikely to impress any serious Medievalists and is intended more for the purposes of entertainment than education.

Gules (Red) - Military Fortitude and Magnanimity.

Does your OC have any experience in the military? Perhaps they come from a long line of soldiers or army leaders? Or were they conscripted or press-ganged into an army at a young age? If they have not had a formal position in an army, then what is their view of the military mindset and hierarchies they have observed?

Does your OC believe in the concept of a "just war" or do they believe that all conflict is to be deplored? Could they conceive of a justifiable reason for one nation to invade another - perhaps to free an oppressed people or prevent the development of a dangerous technology? Or would they only support a war of defence against an aggressor?

Is your OC usually magnanimous in victory - whether against a defeated foe, or against a friend in a game or competition? Or perhaps they enjoy exulting in their success at the expense of others? Perhaps with ribald mockery or spiteful vengeance?

What has been the most difficult thing your OC has ever had to forgive (assuming they have ever done so)? Did they do this of their own accord? Or only after they felt justice had been done or penitence suitably demonstrated?

Does your OC harbour resentment towards a particular person, group or faction? Or are they perhaps part of a widely resented group themselves?

Azure (Blue) - Loyalty and Truth.

Does your OC have a guiding principle by which they live their life - such as duty, self-restraint or vengeance? Has this ever been tested by circumstance or challenged by another person?

Is your OC loyal to a particular nation, clan or social group? How far would they go in ensuring the safety and success of this faction?

How confident is your OC of the loyalty of their companions, lovers or followers? Do they ever feel tempted to test this through spying upon them? Or by engineering circumstances where their loyalty might be tested?

Is your OC honest about their true loyalties? Or are they happy to feign belief in a cause or leader in hopes of material (or other) reward?

Does your OC believe that people should only believe or take inspiration from something if it is actually true? Or are there circumstances where a motivating lie is to be preferred to an awkward or uncomfortable truth?

Sable (Black) - Constancy and Grief.

Is your OC consistent in their behaviour and responses? Or do others see them as unpredictable or even capricious at times? Are there factors at play dictating their reactions of which others might be unaware?

Has your OC always been fundamentally the same person? Or would someone from their past struggle to recognise the person they have become?

Is your OC comfortable in expressing their grief? Such as by crying at funerals or memorial events? Or do they always keep their emotions intensely private? Or perhaps not express them at all?

Has your OC always feared the loss of the same thing - perhaps a loved one, a valuable artifact or a carefully nurtured reputation? Or do they look back with amusement on what once felt important to them?

Does your OC believe that they will be mourned when they die? Or do they suspect they will be quickly forgotten - or even hope that this will be the case?

Vert (Green) - Hope, Joy and Fidelity.

Does your OC feel comfortable expressing feelings of joy - do they laugh or smile easily? Or do they have a constantly stern or dour countenance? If so is this entirely genuine? Or something they feel they need to maintain for the sake of appearances?

How hopeful is your OC about the future? Do they see things as becoming better in general - either for them personally or the world at large? Or do they feel as if decline and disaster are inevitable and all that can be done is to delay the final end for as long as possible?

What makes your OC laugh (if they laugh at all)? Do they have an intellectual or ironic sense of humour? Or do they prefer ribald jokes or slapstick routines?

Does your OC believe in the importance of fidelity in romantic relationships? Or does it not worry them so long as a lover or spouse never discovers their peccadillos in this regard? Conversely do they worry or obsess over the loyalty of their partner or partners?

If your OC could be granted one wish for the future, but could only wish on behalf of another person, who would they choose? And for what would they wish?

Purpure (Purple) - Majesty, Sovereignty and Justice.

Does your OC find it easy to express deference or homage to someone of high social standing? Or is this something they would only do if it benefitted them directly? Or for the sake of a scheme or intrigue?

Is your OC comfortable in the higher echelons of society, such as aristocratic functions or assemblies of the rich and powerful? Or do they prefer to avoid these events if possible?

Does your OC feel that exchanges of ideas or customs between nations or cultures can be positive? Or do they fear the dilution or devaluing of one culture by another? Has there ever been a foreign cultural practice they have adapted for themselves? Or are they fiercely loyal to their own cultural inheritance?

Does your OC have a strong belief in the importance of justice? If so what does justice mean to them? Do they follow the philosophy of "an eye for an eye"? Or are they careful in distinguishing between justice and revenge? Is this the case even if they consider themselves to be the injured party?

Does your OC believe that there can ever be fair and just relations between nations or tribal groups? Or do they assert that might will always make right when it comes to interactions between such factions?

Or (Gold) - Worthy Ambition.

Does your OC have a long-term goal or ambition to which they are constantly working? Or do they tend to bounce chaotically from situation to situation, with no clear plan or sense of what the future may bring?

Does your OC have any wishes or desires of which they are ashamed or otherwise wish to keep secret? Or do they loudly proclaim their every wish to those around them?

Is your OC part of a wider group or organisation working towards a shared goal? If so, then do they always agree with their associates on the correct strategy to adopt? Or are there frequently tensions or disagreements in this regard?

Does your OC have political ambitions, or a strong desire for power or influence? Or are they content to leave the messy business of governance and politicking to others and focus on smaller or more immediate goals?

What does your OC consider to be the noblest or most admirable ambition for a person to hold? Perhaps spreading a particular religious faith? Or improving the lives of the poor? Or even perfecting their own martial skill?

Argent (Silver) - Peace and Sincerity.

Does your OC feel comfortable during times of peace? Or do they only truly know who they are during times of war or conflict? Do they always need an "enemy" to focus upon? Or even just a rival?

Is there a certain person, group or faction with whom your OC believes peace would never be possible? Is this due to their diametrically opposing beliefs? Their historical actions? Or their fundamental untrustworthiness?

Does your OC find it easy to be sincere when expressing their views or feelings? Or do they prefer to adopt an air of detached irony? If so, then why is this the case? Do they fear rejection or mockery by others?

Do others find your OC easy to believe? Or is there something about them that makes others distrustful or cynical about their motives or trustworthiness?

Is your OC a pacifist? Or have they ever had pacifist sympathies? If they have changed their position on such things then what caused this shift? If they reject pacifist arguments, perhaps because they believe that violence can be justified in self-defence, then how do they respond to those who believe in pursuing peace at any cost? Do they see them as weak or naïve? Or as idealists whose ideas deserve serious consideration?

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Promise I'm still alive and writing. Chronic pain has just been kicking me about.

I'm still accepting ship requests. Feel free to drop one in my inbox and I'll get to them as soon as I can.

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Oooh, this will be a good one. Let's see.

🌌 If your OC has a nightmare, what’s it most likely about?

Tancred's still young, so monsters are a common one. The monsters destroying everyone he loves is the most common. The monster usually looks like his father in some way, shape, or form.

Rosamund's is usually of being left behind or being seen as useless. Her loved ones perishing, and their ghosts mocking her on her failings (particularly her lack of magic).

Medee relives memories in her nightmares. Losing her family. In non-Crimson Flower routes, the news of losing Hubert. She's someone very locked into her past.

Davi, meanwhile, has three consistent nightmares he's haunted by. The first is the one is the memories of the Tragedy of Duscur. The second being a nightmare of losing his current family because of someone discovering his Crest. And the third, and probably most terrifying for him, is a possible good ending where the discovery of his Crest doesn't end in doom and gloom, but instead results in an isolated existence above everyone around him. Something he already experiences somewhat now as a leader of his current home, but on the scale of that of a King.