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avvocarlo

self induced fetal alcohol syndrome

commanderchr1st

Average Breton reaction to finding an elder scroll

bootleg-nessie

When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

bewbin

if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this

reallyreallyreallytrying

when mother finds me in the butler's pantry with a fig biscuit in each hand when i had promised her i wouldn't eat any until after supper

o-kurwa

jaimeroyalrobertson-deactivated

LMFAO

transmortifried

not enough fantasy settings talk about street food like c'mon there was street food in ancient times across basically every culture lemme see what weird snacks you can buy off a guy in an alleyway

gayvampyr

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

markadoo

Show me where I've made this mistake. Cite a specific time when I misinterpreted a post in this manner.

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

coughloop

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

hotvampireadjacent

cafffine

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

hyunonaut

Laios the person that you are

neomedievalist

im going to be violently ill because i cant be a knight who does quests for a living. it isnt fair.

neomedievalist

alright.

hungwy

i have seen catgirls in real life.

juniper-abaddon

where

hungwy

haha yeah ok, heres all the catgirl locations i know. heres bigfoots cell number to top it off. get lost buddy, i will never reveal where catgirls are.