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[mamabear937]

This is funny, but it was more funny before I realized that Prager U was the OP, and not a silly way of saying the OP got pregnant in an attempt to impregnate a man. 😂

[brehaaorgana]

From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:

Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.

Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.

Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.

Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily

Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don’t obscure the view!

If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.

Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Reblog and say what project you currently have spread on your dinner table in the tags

[mamabear937]

Oh. My. God. I need this book.

[valtsv]

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

[valtsv]

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture

[valtsv]

marine scientist: what’s your gender?

merperson: what’s a gender

marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?

merperson: i’m merfolk

marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?

merperson: i don’t… wear any? i don’t have legs?

[9lunarseas6-deactivated20240914]

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

[anonymous-lizard]

Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)

Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*

Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

OH MY GOD

[kingfisher-colours]

So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.

[ace-aussie-asshole]

That’s it. We figured out why everyone thinks merfolk are all women. Get a boat of fems out there and let’s see what they report.

[mamabear937]

Imagine Ariel at the wedding reception after marrying Prince Eric, noticing there's a disproportionate number of women present. 😂

[starlightxraven]

[mamabear937]

Ugh soooo truuueeee. 😭

[mamabear937]

My 5 year old is on the ground at the bus stop, throwing a fit because I told him he can't go home with his teacher after school. 😂

[marzipanandminutiae]

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

[tied-up-teacup]

Tell me how you got your scars in the tags

[mamabear937]

So there's an orb weaver that built a web just outside our back door. Like literally, you open the back door and oh hello spood. Anyway, we named her Miss Webby Webbington (Webby for short) and she's our friend now. Webby is an incredibly intelligent spider. One would think it was actually a dumb move to build a web right outside a door, where it's at face level. But actually, Miss Webby seems to be very familiar with the inhabitants of this environment. See, I'm the tallest inhabitant and the placement of this web is just so that it looks like I'd run my face into it when going outside...but actually, when I step down, my head just barely misses the web and goes right under it. Also, the web can only be seen when the sun is at a certain angle, and of course, she spends most of her time hiding out behind the security camera just next to the door. And this is how she went so long undiscovered. By the time we realized she was there, she had already established herself as a valuable member of the ecosystem by catching a HUGE chunk of the pesky flying bugs that try to enter our home every time the kids leave the door open (which is always). And so, Webby is our friend and we say thank you to her for catching so many pests for us. 😊

[mamabear937]

Tragic news. Webby didn't survive the recent thunderstorm. 😢 RIP Webby.

[thememedaddy]

[mamabear937]

It's a vicious cycle. 😅

[thememedaddy]

[mamabear937]

Oh. 😶

[unclefather]

[hijojo121]

[househeritageposts]

house heritage post

[mamabear937]

Yup, that about sums it up. 😂

[spoonie-living]

Extreme heat can be dangerous for people taking psychiatric medication

Psychiatric medications can interfere with the body's ability to regulate temperature, and most patients don't know, experts say.

Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.

*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!

[spooniestrong]

[murderandjam]

What?!

[that-gay-jedi]

This screenshot is like art. The underpublicization of this fact, the encroach of climate injustices enacted by the hyperwealthy into every other aspect of social struggle, the asterisk at the end reminding us this is not an exhaustive list.

[mamabear937]

Ooohhhhhh....it all makes sense now. 😶

[bundibird]

We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.

American? or nah

yeah I'm American

I'm from one of several countries in the world that's not America

Voting ended onAug 5, 2024

[marlinspirkhall]

If we gerrymander this, we can outvote the Americans. Only reblog this if you're not American. Reblog while they're asleep.

[mamabear937]

Hah! I'm american! Lol. Although my kid talks like he's British. Calls me mum and pronounces his "th" sound like the "f" sound (i.e. , "nuffing" instead of "nothing"). 🤔 I blame it on all the British shows I watch. 😂

[spr0utsies]

[earhartsease]

[mamabear937]

Instead of wtf it shall now be odp. 😂

[thememedaddy]

[mamabear937]

I'm gonna have to start using that. 😂

[laf-outloud]

https://www.justjared.com/2024/07/28/which-canceled-network-tv-show-deserves-another-season-vote-in-just-jareds-poll/

Walker all the way!

Link

Seems obvious to vote for Walker on a Just Jared poll! Though, I think 1st and 2nd are out of reach, currently 4th isn't so bad!

[mamabear937]

I was not ready to say goodbye to walker. Let's get it some more votes!

[thememedaddy]

[mamabear937]

Bloody brilliant idea.

[us-and-themmm-deactivated201812]

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?