depressing politics surrounded by cute

I almost never post original things but I reblog nonsensically.

[niceinchnails]

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

[ribbondear]

[niceinchnails]

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

[blackwidowcanliftmjolnir]

Kinda gay of Kate to wear this suit. Why is she wearing a tie? For Yelena to undo it? Why is she wearing a blazer? For Yelena to pull her close by it?

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[suppermariobroth]

Extremely rare Donkey Kong 64 render of Diddy Kong from behind. This was only ever used once, in the German official guide for the game, and never appeared in any other material, including guides from other regions.

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[fudge-the-horse]

[roodypatooti]

Lesbian chaser princess peach

Reblog if you agree

[roodypatooti]

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[sharkgirls]

love that she calls her sister a lolicon

Yes become lesbian

[monamoni]

104 skydivers, 20 nations and one beautiful world record breaking moment

[plothooksinc]

For the people in the notes, this is not AI. A simple search online will find it on news sites.

[brennacedria]

A link to a news report for quick reference

[corrucyst]

[blaquesails]

some replies:

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[strawberry-crocodile]

me whenever I see posts about how canon is shit and can be discarded

[strawberry-crocodile]

re: everyone stomping their feet and loudly whining in the notes

[strawberry-crocodile]

the number of people reacting to this post like i broke into their house, shot their dog, and deleted their Ao3 account is fascinating literally all im saying is "eh i dont like when people replace canon with the same half dozen cliches"

[strawberry-crocodile]

ill be real i do look kinda hot with a two-day stubble. if we were like 40 years into a proper gender abolition movement i would probably wear it, unfortunately i have to constantly interact with cis people (and like 70% of queer spaces lets be real), and wearing a beard while trying to be respected as a woman and get she/her'd is just kneecapping myself.

[strawberry-crocodile]

if you can't tell i wrote this with the knowledge that if i just said "i wish i could be a girl and have a beard" i would get a dozen "you can! just do it!" and like. im sorry but im 5'11' and shaped like a dorito and my voice is a natural baritone unless im putting effort into it. if i actually want people to see me as a woman (and i do), i am NOT working with a lot of GNC wiggle room here.

[strawberry-crocodile]

in general i'm just constantly walking the line and questioning myself in regards to "do i like looking fem or am i doing this so people will respect my gender" and i think it varies from moment to moment

[calamity-corner]

boys love to refuse to apologize when they've hurt women only to platform some random pickme saying "noooo don't listen to them king they're jusy hysterical bitches" and go "finally a woman with some sense lmao". and yes this includes tboys doing this to trans women, all the time

[strawberry-crocodile]

"day collars" are so fucking lame and gentrified thats just jewelry. youre just buying jewelry. dogs dont wear jewelry youre just a normalass housewife. your boyfriend is buying you a necklace.

[strawberry-crocodile]

BUT ALSO LIKE it's a symbol right... if we're in the realm of metaphor and looking like jewelry then we don't have to buy a specific "this is a day collar" product you can just buy jewelry. the fact that it's a specific thing that's it's like, labeled as, makes me feel like i'm being marketed to.

[strawberry-crocodile]

also just the fact that it's so so clearly made For Women. like yeah men can wear it but if your property is an otherwise relatively gender-conforming man then a big shiny necklace is going to be MORE conspicuous than like, a leather choker. and like again if you are in a maledom femsub relationship and thats what both partners want and like then more power to ya but as a bisexual woman whos a dom i resent the fact that that's the default assumption.

[strawberry-crocodile]

"day collars" are so fucking lame and gentrified thats just jewelry. youre just buying jewelry. dogs dont wear jewelry youre just a normalass housewife. your boyfriend is buying you a necklace.

[bddssm]

The collar is a symbol of a domme's ownership and protection of a sub. It carries weight and meaning not because it looks like a dog collar, but because both partners have agreed that it means something. Collars are a part of more than just petplay, and can look like whatever you want. Its "just jewelry" in the same sense as a wedding ring is "just jewelry".

[strawberry-crocodile]

yes i understand it's a symbol but... idk the use of a piece of gold-colored jewelry, something that looks like a necklace, paints to me a picture of a version of bdsm that's still performed in a very heteronormative way and concerned with some level of normative decorum. men buying jewelry for their partners, in part as a means of expressing power (i have money) and reinforcing gender roles (you look pretty and feminine for me) is already a THING and this feels to me like a way to take collars as a kink practice and subsume it into the preexisting language of heteronormal relations, specifically for the profit of expensive jewelry companies and their hunger for new markets. so... yeah, it is like a wedding ring.

and like. if that does it for someone that's fine ig, mostly i'm just mean cuz i'm trying to buy comfortable collars for some actual fucking petplay and the first few results i got searching were for necklaces with circles on them.

[punishedsaints]

[shadowblade8192]

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

[dapperzz]