i'm the alpha now

--------- i'm the alpha now---------Amy, Female, UK, 25

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[jaxblade]

Beautiful madness

[sarcasm-queenn]

THE FIRST 10 YEARS

[captainevans]

I’m not looking for forgiveness, and I’m way past asking permission.

[goodmorningbeloved]

tony: steve rogers? so over him. i threw that phone in the drawer as soon as i– [phone falls out of his pocket] oh fuck– [fumbles to catch it] [fails] [phone falls to the ground open, displaying a single contact with steve’s name] don’t look at that! listen i hate him and there’s no way in hell i’m waiting for his call– [bends down to pick it up] [hundreds of chargers fall out of his jacket] f- fuck– [tries to shove them all back in] okay listen i hate this phone, it’s a miracle it hasn’t died because i literally would NOT care–  [dozens of portable batteries fall out of his pockets] LISTEN tO ME I AM SO OVER HIM–

[bvtterflyblve]

amazing moments in iw that no one has mentioned enough

- okoye judging bruce banner when he face-planted on the battlefield like an absolute idiot

- rocket NEVER ONCE complaining about thor calling him “rabbit”

- teenage groot TAKING INTIATIVE and building the handle for thor’s new axe

- the magnificent peter dinklage, a dwarf, playing the role of king eitri, A GIANT DWARF

- tony stark calling ebony maw ‘squidward’

- “titan-killing long term booty-call”

- “you’re embarassing me in front of the wizards”

- gamora telling peter quill than she loves him more than anything else

- rhodey accepting a court marshall like a motherfucking o.g. bc he respected how steve rogers roasted secretary ross

- m’baku + t’challa leading those BEAUTIFUL wakandan war chants

- the look of profound respect natasha gave wanda when she appeared on the battlefield

- dr strange asking “who’s your master?” and starlord replying with “my master? what am i supposed to say? jesus????”

- gamora quietly but passionately mouthing the lyrics to ‘the rubberband man’ by the spinners

- “ S P A C E “ as a location heading

- vision: “you could never hurt me.”

- rocket believing that “being the captain” is having an unfiltered, heart-to-heart therapy session

- little cupcake bruce and his constant state of confusion: “there’s an ant-man and a spider-man???”

- bucky and his heart-eye-emoji-expression at the brilliance of wakandan defense technology

- nick fury’s “motherfu-“

[mamagwendo]

Just watched the midnight screening of avengers

I just can’t believe what I saw... It’s been so long since a movie surprised me like it did and my god I just wanna go see it 100 more times.

[madejsbridge]

Shane was clearly not listening.

(i did not put everything because this would be an hour long)

[osointricate]

why is it not an hour long

[animesavior]

Honoring His Legacy

[heartsallwhole]

@unfortunatebassist

[griffinspacejams]

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

[irreleventblue]

Awww

[ves5el-blog]

“how was your weekend?”

[mamagwendo]

Just started watching FMA:B and it’s already the chimera episode I know enough about this show to know I don’t wanna watch this one 

My god I thought I had more time…

[mamagwendo]

I can’t believe the episode ends at this point, wow such a short filler ep huh

[mamagwendo]

YOU STAY AWAY FROM THEM YOU EVIL MAN

[mamagwendo]

well that... that was rough and incredibly uncalled for

[mamagwendo]

Just started watching FMA:B and it’s already the chimera episode I know enough about this show to know I don’t wanna watch this one 

My god I thought I had more time…

[mamagwendo]

I can’t believe the episode ends at this point, wow such a short filler ep huh

[mamagwendo]

YOU STAY AWAY FROM THEM YOU EVIL MAN

[mamagwendo]

Just started watching FMA:B and it’s already the chimera episode I know enough about this show to know I don’t wanna watch this one 

My god I thought I had more time…

[mamagwendo]

I can’t believe the episode ends at this point, wow such a short filler ep huh

[mamagwendo]

Just started watching FMA:B and it’s already the chimera episode I know enough about this show to know I don't wanna watch this one 

My god I thought I had more time...

[its-stranger-than-you-think]

I need y’all to witness this iconic moment. Feel it in your soul. I love this woman with my entire being.

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GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG