The Van Tribe of Blaze

[divination]

[fuckyeahashes]

this comic makes me tear up every time i see it

[pr1nceshawn]

Dragons Like You Don’t Usually See Them by Brian Kesinger.

[shiraglassman]

These are all amazing and lovely, and got me right in my heart, but that last one–dang. I’m tearing up. That’s just how it is. …אני אוהבת אותך, יצחק …even though you’re fictional 💚🐉

[mickeysucks]

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

What an exit

[iguanamouth]

[unicornempire]

I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

[defilerwyrm]

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

[icreateblackimages]

The Nutcracker dance you’ve NEVER seen before!  

[omnybus]

[the-devil-fruit-tree]

Elrond, you need to get off Isildur’s back and stop being all high and mighty. You were in that volcano, too. Dont say the strength of men failed when you could’ve easily pushed him in.

[constantcaturday]

Defender of melons

[stimman3000]

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[wirtlings-deactivated20210316]

[ineffablequotes]

Aziraphale: Can you do me a weird favour, without asking any questions?

Crowley: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which this friendship was founded?

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[advanced-procrastination]

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”

[cutekittensarefun]

Cats are programmed to get UP IN YOUR FACE between 4am and 6am. We may never know why

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[fruitsgardens]

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I know we’re always talking about how Pacific Rim embraces the ridiculousness of the human race because “just build a giant robot to punch them in the face” is probably the most full-on human bullshit response we could have thought of to an invasion of giant aliens, but can we pause and also consider that the aliens are basically doing the same thing

like they wanted to invade us and their first thought about how to do so was “let’s genetically engineer giant fucking monsters that will crawl out of the depths of the ocean and trample cities”

Pacific Rim is just the story of two species that on a scale from 1 to 10 respond to every problem with a 17

[baconflavouredshotgun]

Me: “I’m not gonna be involved with that skeleton war stuff this year”

Me, on October 1st:

[lemondrop-princess]

someone: don't overreact

me, already digging my grave and shoveling dirt on myself: i'm not