flying into something so sublime

Melody / a college sandwich

[sillyraycyrus]

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it

[ayetroyler]

[ahellakawaiigirl-blog]

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

[yesterdaysprint]

Joseph J Pennell: portraits of two ladies, 1898

[stfuconnor]

me: *is left alone with my grandma at a family gathering* me: so…………. you vape??

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[12-g-deactivated20171009]

People in the notes are upset about “humanizing GWB” lmao

[girlbossjodiarias]

Important to note that he’s painting a series of portraits of veterans who were injured carrying out his orders in Iraq and Afghanistan as part of an art therapy program.

[cake-warrior]

And he is using profits from his royalties to help the families and Iraq war veterans that were hurt during his terms as president

[serendipitousus]

Can’t believe bush is getting a redemption arc

[jagoandlitefoot]

[glumshoe]

You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand.

You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and a firm, confident handshake will establish dominance.

[sarcastic-sanity]

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[roguesquirrel]

[ruinedchildhood]

[strawbabhy]

gladosisbestpony:

this completely went over my head as a kid

i remember this and thinking “of course it’s his nose! what else can it be?”

[ruinedchildhood]

but he didnt even say that… i made it up…

[rykaiju]

exposed

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[powerarmor]

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

[elpiso]

[starejock]

Date a boy with skin! 💕

[cvberitual]

[fucknobadtattoos]

straight couples are banned from getting tattoos

[tesray]

im just gonna start saying “i’m in the timeline god abandoned” at minor inconveniences now