Vindictive Pretty

GC | 49 | she/her seek immediate professional medical attention

[rankpeach]

mancuerda replied to your post: gweetings

Not sure if I know you but hey anyway

of course u dont but u know what???? that is RLLY easily remedied so hi! ur pretty 

[mancuerda]

thanks i know. im sure youre not ugly too. congratulations.

[mancuerda]

jakepalooka replied to your post: my hair is, deceptively, not soft at all

*Was deceived!* Youre kidding!

as if you didnt know

[mancuerda]

my hair is, deceptively, not soft at all

[mancuerda]

midnight? post a selfie

[raygeigrr]

sometimes, you just gotta draw skeletor

[stepthru-blog]

Even so, in the case I were forced to witness any one of you bite into a kiwi like an apple, I swear on my life I would call the fucking cops.

[mancuerda]

do it coward

[mancuerda]

dirtineverycrack replied to your post: I love blogging about complex, controversial...

i only talk about the real shit here

kind of sexy of you to say that

[handymanz]

If you don’t eat kiwis with the skin on them you’re weak.

[mancuerda]

Finally, someone knows the meaning of true strength

[mancuerda]

I love blogging about complex, controversial issues like hating pistachios.

[pretty-rage-machine]

i am searching desperately for a tumblr post about a saltwater crocodile farm (???) or cruise (???) that does/did wedding events and formal dinners PLEASE does anyone else remember this post where is it i must find it i’m desperate

[mancuerda]

i swear if i tell one more person im a medical professional and they show me something horrible and ask if it “looks infected” ill prove the existence of spontaneous human combustion

[mancuerda]

why is it that when people bring their pets to outdoor sit down restaurants its “cute” and “fun” but when i do it its only “what is that crocodile doing here” and “lets get the fuck out of here”

[spitpiss]

The future is bulletproof! The aftermath is secondary! It’s time to do it now and do it loud! Killjoys, make some noise!

[mancuerda]

you kids these days and your expecting every older woman to adopt you

[mancuerda]

be my mom

[rabm]

[mancuerda]

midnight? post a selfie