Pretty. Odd.

Eat grass - Smoke fast - Sled ass

[dragon-in-a-fez]

so the BBC accidentally said the UK consumes 4.7 kilograms of cocaine per person per day

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[daliborsdelight]

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

[tarantula-bones-deactivated2026]

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[existentialterror]

🤔 a compelling model

[ferigrievance]

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

[totally-a-wizard]

Christians with the Eucharist.

[ferigrievance]

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

[zvaigzdelasas]

[daily-spooky]

[depsidase]

[inthesensethat]

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

Everyone claiming to be attracted to milfs is lying except for this guy

[theonion]

Saying such individuals posed a threat to the safety and security of all city residents, the Los Angeles Police Department announced Thursday that it had arrested everyone who lost their home in the ongoing wildfires. “In the interest of maintaining public order, I have instructed my officers to round up any suspicious person whose domicile was recently destroyed in the fires,” said LAPD police chief Jim McDonnell, stressing that his units had already detained “thousands of such indigent characters” in neighborhoods ravaged by the Palisades, Eaton, and Hurst wildfires. “Just because your dwelling has been reduced to smoldering ash does not give you the excuse to make other residents feel unsafe by begging for water or clothing.  Full Story

[toastbutteregg]

[pocblog]

[toastbutteregg]

[throwbackblr]

When the cocaine was pure, white folks had rhythm

[wizardarchetypes]

sometimes i forgot furries aren't mainstream and a lot of people don't like them so i'll be talking 2 new people about something like furry-adjacent and someone will make a joke like "lmao so you're a furry" expecting a dramatic reaction but i'll say "i mean yeah sure" and people will be shocked and ask "seriously??? you mean like with an outfit and everything?" and i say no so they're like "so you draw furry stuff?" and i say no so they say "so you're just really into furry art?" and i'm like "well not really, just incidentally" and then they're like "okay actually you don't sound like a furry" and i'm like "hm......no i definitely am." by this point they've figured out i'm autistic and we go from there

[wizardarchetypes]

sometimes being a furry is just about what's in your heart

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[battenna]

slenderman.com/careers

[skittay]

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