catch me solvin mysteries like wikipedia brown

3ds friend code 3437-3092-8306

[200napkins]

Chilli pepper Oddish, with a fiery red fringe.

Grab yourself a print here

[coffee-cait]

some more eve hanging out with emil, adam and a lil machine friend

[halpdevon]

i cant believe it took me 60 episodes to finally meet the second half of the world’s greatest duo

[vladtheunfollower]

slapping at my chamber door

[tariqah]

“Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door”

Only this and nothing more

[stabsceneintimacycoordinator]

While I nodded, nearly napping

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPING

[futbolwag]

I hate this website so much shoutout to ppl who deleted

[bowlcutprotag]

[batbitequeen]

40 y/o white guy: Hey kid, ever hear about Rage Against the Machine? They really told it like it is! Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!

me: Zack de la Rocha is Mexican Tom Morello is black Brad Wilk is jewish

40 y/o white guy: blue lives matter

[batbitequeen]

RATM: Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

40 y/o white guy that claims he likes RATM: blue lives matter

[lenins-and-things]

Was it Paul Ryan that claimed to be a RATM fan? Like, nationally? In public? On TV? And then RATM came out and shut him down?

[batbitequeen]

:)

[batbitequeen]

🙏✊🔥🙏

[druun-deactivated20180630]

i love how accurate youtube can get with recommendations

[super-norfair-deactivated202212]

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[killin-the-machine]

This makes me immensely happy

[saigeinthisshell]

@sinhalerr wtf lmao

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[tazgenerator]

It’s hard dying?, it’s hard and nobody understands

[untitled55181]

[angimoto]

tumblr / twitter

[memescomedy]

[art-shy]

*rollerblades back into tumblr after weeks of inactivity*

heres some fanart of a rat

[higharollakockamamie]

Snake and Otacon are the best because one day the little anime-loving engineer said “I think we need a secret handshake” and the grim bloodied veteran who has flamethrowered a man to death said “hell yeah we do.” 

[sympathyforthecannibal]

“He’s a big fan of karaoke and he wants to do it on boats where you can’t really escape.” —Mads on Hideo

[standupbard-deactivated20171201]

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.