Mandy

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Hello! Are you here for an appointment?

Uhmmm yup this is an ask blog of yours truly, Mandy Caligo

Idk what else to say

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Ooooohhhhhh my Manditties..................

/silly

What?

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What's your success rate for what you do?

Oh uhm... Depends on the risk of the operation but I am very confident in what I do!

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Please dont steal my skin 🙏🙏🙏

Okay, I mean, I wouldn't anyways so no need to ask really!

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darlin.... do you still exist?

just checking....

Yes.

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can I persuade you to accept payment of a different kind~

Well I suppose I would take a donation, whats your blood type? Do you mind losing a bone? Or maybe even an organ?

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Thoughts on cannibalism as a metaphor for love?

Uhm I don't know, I don't really care about that stuff.

Do you have any better questions?

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Huh?

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hypothetically if i were to seek medication from you would i need to present a valid prescription?

I'd have to get my hands on the medication first, but if you had the money that's all you'd need.

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I Want To Digest You

Bad idea! Eating human meat can have psychological effects, and not to mention the possible diseases. Also digesting an entire person can't be a very balanced meal.

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HI MANDY

Ack-

Lets not be throwing dirt.

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Beware of the freakiness of Morgan

Hm? Who? I think I had a patient with that name... let's see... 2 years ago?

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*consumes the spleens

Ah...

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waow...... do you have more spleeins......

Hm I think I do. They should be.... right here!

[ He's located the section of the shelf that has spleens, there's a few labeled jars, one is empty. ]

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darlin.... what is a splein...

The spleen is a small, fist sized organ located on the left side of the abdomen right below the diaphragm, it filters blood!

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are those... pickles... in this jar?

Nope, it's a preserved spleen.

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wow

Hm?