Executor Enjoyer

I want to fuck the vampire man from Hellsing

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

[maneater--mildred]

Idc about team balance I opened the Executor game to play Executor

[imverylucky]

im in love with a damn noob

[stqrrin]

sexy vampire im falling in love with u >3<

[charlamagne-ptomaine]

this is still one of the funniest gags I've ever seen in any work of fiction

[maneater--mildred]

My girl Jessi ilysm

[pjackk]

Must Appreciate every moment of love that we have in our Lives . Tomorrow we will all be Dead , so live your life, every moment is precious.

[maneater--mildred]

Hellsing 2001 could have gone mundane with filler episodes that didn’t wreck the plot:

- Alucard and Anderson take a driving test like in DBZ

- Integra contends with a no-smoking policy

- Walter colonoscopy prep

- Seras tries to read Dracula (but it’s hard for her because she is barely literate)

Idk I’m not a writer lol

[countbathory]

i’m sorry, Walter WHAT

[maneater--mildred]

[maneater--mildred]

Hellsing 2001 could have gone mundane with filler episodes that didn’t wreck the plot:

- Alucard and Anderson take a driving test like in DBZ

- Integra contends with a no-smoking policy

- Walter colonoscopy prep

- Seras tries to read Dracula (but it’s hard for her because she is barely literate)

Idk I’m not a writer lol

[maneater--mildred]

Everyone’s favorite girlfailure Jessi Waters <3 and the only individual on the island who matches her freak

[maneater--mildred]

Bitch don’t you fucking dare

[maneater--mildred]

SQUIDWARD WHAT THE FUCK

[ozcreator]

And it just so happens that @ladymeliora suggested an outfit from Resident Evil too but for Alucard :D

I imagine no one will hold it against me for choosing this version... :))

I'm posting this here because Tumblr cut my post and I don't want it to be cut >:(

[moonsinkfoxgirl]

dark souls 1 should've had a feature where if you picked a girl character on creation and you're human when entering the Priscilla boss fight you get to play a ~5 hour yuri dating sim (borderline impossible to beat without consulting a walkthrough, and you must flawlessly beat a skeleton wheel dodging minigame halfway through) and if you pull it off successfully she gives you a little kiss on the forehead and hands you her scythe for free

[maneater--mildred]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[maneater--mildred]

Slob on my knob, like corn on hr e the bcob

[maneater--mildred]

only started counting as of like 5 days ago but I should have started earlier

[maneater--mildred]

[maneater--mildred]