My Ambitions Are Greater Than My Skill

Somewhat androgynous woman Autistic + ADHD About thirty

[maneater--mildred]

I’m maneater--mildred and I’m gonna invade you in Blighttown

Add me on discord: maneater__mildred

About me:

I have an incredible ability to drain any type of pasta without using a colander

I am unapologetically mega-thirsty over the sexy vampire man from Hellsing

I am nearly 30 years old and I simply don’t give a shit anymore if anything I do or like is “cringe” (within reason)

I am deeply obsessed with Souls games, Dark Souls 1 and Sekiro especially. I exclusively main Executor in Nightreign

I am autistic, further complicated by ADHD

I have an electrical engineering degree but I can barely do arithmetic

I love to paint and draw but don’t really get to do a lot of it because otherwise I’ll never get my work done :/

IRL I am pretty reserved and seemingly (barely) functional but I don’t think it’s healthy to not have an outlet so…hah

[maneater--mildred]

[maneater--mildred]

@smeemp gets it

[maneater--mildred]

Pros and cons of having a bratty chug (chihuahua pug mix) who loves you and only you:

Pros:

Cute

Funny

Big personality

Soft

Sweet

Protective

Playful

Expressive

Fun to take on car rides

Loves to cuddle

Smells good

Cons:

THEY PISS ON YOUR GAMING PC BECAUSE YOU LEFT TO GO TO THE DENTIST

[maneater--mildred]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i dont play candy crush…..or bust a nut

[maneater--mildred]

I cannot stop thinking about this video

[maneater--mildred]

Transcript:

“Listen to me…and I want you to listen very carefully.

I don’t play games.

I don’t play…candy crush, or…uh…bust a nut. I don’t play FarmVille for…small thrills.”

*smoke alarm chirp*

“I won’t play bubble bash with your stupid ass.

Send me another game request on Facebook, and fuck around and get your face took.”

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i dont play candy crush…..or bust a nut

[maneater--mildred]

I cannot stop thinking about this video

[maneater--mildred]

Darkmoon Knightess my beloved I would do anything for you <3 <3 <3

[dogpuppy]

[maneater--mildred]

Oh and just so y’all know this is a scam don’t fall for it.

@staff

Red flags:

Insisting on urgency

Redirecting to another platform (Discord)

Why would this person have access to instructions that I need to follow within 12 hours to not have my account deleted? And I don’t?

Why does this person suddenly assume my innocence if my account is the one that supposedly scammed them?

Time interval/zones don’t make sense especially with a pfp that I happened to change late yesterday evening

Wrong question/answer from google’s shitty AI, brochacho I can read

[maneater--mildred]

Why the FUCK does Krillin think it’s a good idea to name his daughter after a woman who he “dated” for like a week and clearly just…wasn’t that into him?

Tf is wrong with him??? Dumbass

[wartips]

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

[maneater--mildred]

Perfectionism is a bitch I hate it when I post art and THEN notice, like, several errors and think of ways I could have done something better and even consider reuploading to “fix” minor shit or even just taking it down entirely. Why does my stupid ass activate editor mode AFTER it’s already been posted??

[maneater--mildred]

[wartips]

Switching to your samurai sword is faster than reloading

[maneater--mildred]

> start getting used to different, cheaper frozen food from grocery store in view of my impending unemployment phase

> find a frozen curry meal/brand that is DELICIOUS and protein-heavy and doesn’t have ingredients that will send me to the hospital

> cost just went up to like $7.50 per box

Wtf?

[garf-girl]

His name is Sweetus Treatus and he wields big fork

[bafahy]

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