Manehead

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

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Sirius: Am I going too far?

Remus: No, no, you went too far 8 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

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A misunderstanding

James: Wow, you are so beautiful. You look like an art piece from the rain of sauce era.

Regulus: Excuse me?

James: You know, the ray and sorts. With the hands reaching and stuff. Rein a source.

Regulus:

Regulus: The Renaissance?

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At a Hufflepuff party

Sirius holding James: Please, keep an eye on him. He’s gonna say something to the wrong person and getting punched.

Regulus: Sure, I’d love to see James getting punched

Sirius:

Sirius: Try again

Regulus, sighing: Fine, I will stop him from getting punched

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Remus (reading): I didn’t know jellyfish have been living for 600000 years without brains.

Sirius: A ray of hope for James then.

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James: *shy* Are you uncomfortable?

Regulus: *shy* No, I’m fine. Are you?

James: *slightly blushing* I’m not.

Regulus: *also blushing* that’s good

Sirius:

Sirius: I am uncomfortable

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Sirius: Ugh, this date is boring

Remus: This isn’t a date, I told you I was going to the store.

Sirius: Then why did you invite me?

Remus: I didn’t. I specifically said “do not come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and just followed me here.

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Gay wrongs

Regulus: Do you support gay rights?

Sirius: Not only I support gay rights, I also support gay wrongs

Remus, worried: Pads, what did you do?

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Poetry

Sirius: Remus wrote me a poem

James: Oh, what a nice—

Sirius: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day

Sirius: No, a summer’s day is not a bitch

Regulus: Funny, I wrote something similar to James

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Sirius: I just ended a four year relationship

Lily: What? I’m so sorry, are you alright?

Sirius, grinning: Oh? Oh no, it wasn’t mine

[in the background James and Regulus fighting for their lives as they throw things against each other]

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Lily: So, how long have you and James been together?

Regulus, panicking: no! no, no, no, no, no—nooo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh, no, no, no, no, no! James and I are definitely not together, no!

James, not really impressed: Really, twenty nos?

Regulus: Really, you can count?

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Sirius Black, at some point: hope whoever prayed for my downfall is doing okay. must be hard to realise god doesn’t listen to you

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Regulus, exhausted: Just tell me how many times I have to apologise!

James: Well, one would be nice

Regulus:

Regulus: Yeah no I can’t do it

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Regulus: Ugh, crushes are so dumb!

James: I know. Whenever I am near the person I like I just start acting so stupid

Regulus: But you’re always acting stupid?

James: …

James: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Remus: Why is James crying?

Sirius: He told me an onion is the only food that makes him cry

Remus: So?

Sirius: So I threw a watermelon at him

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Sirius: You know Reg, it costs nothing to say something kind once in a while

Regulus: It costs even less to shut the fuck up

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James: Hey Reg, I have two tickets for the new movie!

Regulus: That’s great

James: [getting excited]

Regulus: So you can go twice

James:

Sirius: That was the saddest thing I’ve ever witnessed

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Sirius: So, how did the doctor’s appointment go?

James: Nothing important—

Regulus: The optometrist said he can’t wear contacts because of the excessive eye-rolling