Sirius: Am I going too far?
Remus: No, no, you went too far 8 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

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Sirius: Am I going too far?
Remus: No, no, you went too far 8 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.
A misunderstanding
James: Wow, you are so beautiful. You look like an art piece from the rain of sauce era.
Regulus: Excuse me?
James: You know, the ray and sorts. With the hands reaching and stuff. Rein a source.
Regulus:
Regulus: The Renaissance?
At a Hufflepuff party
Sirius holding James: Please, keep an eye on him. He’s gonna say something to the wrong person and getting punched.
Regulus: Sure, I’d love to see James getting punched
Sirius:
Sirius: Try again
Regulus, sighing: Fine, I will stop him from getting punched
Remus (reading): I didn’t know jellyfish have been living for 600000 years without brains.
Sirius: A ray of hope for James then.
James: *shy* Are you uncomfortable?
Regulus: *shy* No, I’m fine. Are you?
James: *slightly blushing* I’m not.
Regulus: *also blushing* that’s good
Sirius:
Sirius: I am uncomfortable
Sirius: Ugh, this date is boring
Remus: This isn’t a date, I told you I was going to the store.
Sirius: Then why did you invite me?
Remus: I didn’t. I specifically said “do not come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and just followed me here.
Gay wrongs
Regulus: Do you support gay rights?
Sirius: Not only I support gay rights, I also support gay wrongs
Remus, worried: Pads, what did you do?
Poetry
Sirius: Remus wrote me a poem
James: Oh, what a nice—
Sirius: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day
Sirius: No, a summer’s day is not a bitch
Regulus: Funny, I wrote something similar to James
Sirius: I just ended a four year relationship
Lily: What? I’m so sorry, are you alright?
Sirius, grinning: Oh? Oh no, it wasn’t mine
[in the background James and Regulus fighting for their lives as they throw things against each other]
Lily: So, how long have you and James been together?
Regulus, panicking: no! no, no, no, no, no—nooo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh, no, no, no, no, no! James and I are definitely not together, no!
James, not really impressed: Really, twenty nos?
Regulus: Really, you can count?
Sirius Black, at some point: hope whoever prayed for my downfall is doing okay. must be hard to realise god doesn’t listen to you
Regulus, exhausted: Just tell me how many times I have to apologise!
James: Well, one would be nice
Regulus:
Regulus: Yeah no I can’t do it
Regulus: Ugh, crushes are so dumb!
James: I know. Whenever I am near the person I like I just start acting so stupid
Regulus: But you’re always acting stupid?
James: …
James: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Remus: Why is James crying?
Sirius: He told me an onion is the only food that makes him cry
Remus: So?
Sirius: So I threw a watermelon at him
Sirius: You know Reg, it costs nothing to say something kind once in a while
Regulus: It costs even less to shut the fuck up
James: Hey Reg, I have two tickets for the new movie!
Regulus: That’s great
James: [getting excited]
Regulus: So you can go twice
James:
Sirius: That was the saddest thing I’ve ever witnessed
Sirius: So, how did the doctor’s appointment go?
James: Nothing important—
Regulus: The optometrist said he can’t wear contacts because of the excessive eye-rolling