normal individual

Moved to @mangobearing

[requiem-on-water]

Du Juan in a seashell iridescent headpiece of Miss Sohee f/w 2021 couture | Ph: Nick Yang

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

handmade pearl & seashell necklaces by 秋花宴

[theblackparadeisdead]

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

[zegalba]

Jean Paul Gaultier spring/summer 2007

[parakeet]

sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip

[romanceyourdemons]

told my coworker “they’re accusing the chivelord of chive fraud” and it turns out she doesn’t know what any of that means and i look crazy

[romanceyourdemons]

HE CONFESSED TO THE CHIVE FRAUD

[romanceyourdemons]

context for the people not following along with chivegate: chopping a cup of chives is a pretty standard test of a chef’s knife skills, so about a month ago a redditor on r/KitchenConfidential started cutting a cup of chives every day until reddit says they’re perfect. he quickly became a wildly popular character, his chives posts regularly hit the front page of reddit. ah what happy larks we’ve had. chive montage break.

but earlier today someone posted that for the past two days he had posted the same cup of chives, just a different photo and flipped. investigation, accusation, excuses, and despair followed in the comments. a few hours later the chivelord himself posted an apology, stating that he had been having car trouble and was unable to get and chop chives and had been too embarrassed skip a day. he offered to submit to the most-upvoted reasonable punishment, which as of right now is, in second place, buying a tripod and posting videos of him chopping his chives, and in first place, simply sitting with the weight of his betrayal

[autism69]

: <- a bite mark

[autism69]

easy website

[hiveswap]

me calming down my vampire horse named website

[star01007]

[sisyphusshrugged]

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[incandescent-creativity]

[pseudophan]

the excitement of knowing for sure we have dan and phil every monday makes me forget to be scared for what kind of psychological warfare they will enact with their topic of the week

[kinkshame-puncher-666]

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

turns into a tiny bunny mid conversation so you can't yell at me annnnny more

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

threres bunnys in the notes

[certifiedgirlthing]

The notes, as I imagine them

[uriekukistan]

the world would be so much better if performative hipster white men started playing the banjo again. go forth and make stomp and holler music white boy

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[zevrans]

THE SIMS 2 (2004, dev. by Maxis) 🍂🍁