Lewis

unlucky honest man 4 the win just like the other boys I luv heated rivalry

[upset-to-dead]

Ilya: Marly, I need to tell you something because you are my friend.

Marleau: Yeah whats up?

Ilya: I am bisexual

Marleau: ...okay?

Ilya: The fuck does that mean?

Marleau: I already know that

Ilya: How did you know?

Marleau: You've literally begged to suck my dick at least twice while hammered

Ilya: .....

Ilya: .....

Ilya: .....

Ilya: Did you let me?

Marleau: Uh, yeah. Duh.

[moonlightsonatah]

i need ilya to be the little spoon so bad. i need shane to be so curled up around him. i need him nuzzling into shane’s chest. i need his curls to be pet and played with. i need him tucked into shane’s neck. i need his back scratched. i need shane cooing in his ear. i need him to have so many soothing kisses. i need him to wake up so wrapped up and loved up, he forgets for a moment that he ever felt lonely.

[lycheeek]

[smokingrozanov]

You must imagine 7 year old Shane Hollander screaming “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!” At his Playstation while playing the original Spyro

[smokingrozanov]

& then you must imagine 27 year old Shane Hollander once again shouting “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!” While playing the remake on his PS4

[blushingrozy]

connor and his cunty sunglasses

[hudconera]

do you ever think about how shane watching ilya cum for the first time was the hottest thing he’d ever seen

[shaneaxel]

i just KNOW troy and ilya have the most vile, twitter cancel-able text conversations. they’re hockey players (insults as bonding), queer, had/have terrible fathers, became friends when they were both going through it…

troy texts ‘running late’ and ilya responds with ‘faggot.’ troy hearts the message. they send and make kill yourself jokes. they’re rating their shits. when hr-verse charlie kirk gets shot, troy is sending the video and ilya is hearting it. obviously they’re vetting dick pics but the ranking is incomprehensible. troy is making russia jokes. they’re sending sonic porn. creating convoluted bond-villain style ways to kill people (only like, 75% of the people have actually wronged them)

[dumbass-writer]

I think something that’s so fun is that I don’t believe that Canada exists so when I talk about Shane Hollander I need yall to understand that I’m doing this in the “Canada” in my head which is like mostly just a large forest with intermittent ice rinks for baby Shane to bob around on

[averagesquire]

the first time shane hears about that numbing throat spray he's scandalized because what the mean you're cheating at blowjobs. those are literally performance enhancing drugs i had to WORK to get my skills and you think you can just spray your throat and get the same result??? Ref bench this guy for the season !!

[ellisonwongparty]

here's some instances in which ilya has to drop everything and bail svetlana out:

when she loses her passport in prague

any sort of visa or international travel related question

when she gets too high and gets Scared

when she gets arrested.

when her mom is being annoying and she has to attend another one of her galas where it's all only models or rich VCs and her mom won't stop getting on svetlana's case about finding a long term boyfriend so she and ilya have to arrive together and pretend to consider marriage. this stops being an option when ilya starts dating shane.

when she gets into a fight with best friend #3497 because she slept with her dad or her mom or her brother or her boyfriend or -- anyway and because of that she gets stranded on whatever international vacation she got taken on because svetlana only likes being friends with rich people or celebrities

whenever she has a phone call with her mom for longer than 30 minutes.

when she doesn't get into grad school the first time and goes on a bender and gets arrested

when she makes ilya edit her grad school application one year later because ilya's surprisingly good at grammar

[lovesickbrat]

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

[hrsocials]

one hundred and three. just one little piece because GOD BLESS MOTHER CAIN

[raccoonspew]

Sub top Ilya Rozanov begging Shane to let him fuck him. He’s crying he’s messy he’s distraught and sniffling please please pleaseeee Shanya I need it!! and it’s all part of their game but it still feels like life or death for him. Shane is so hard he feels light headed. Send post.

[transattacks]

not seeing a lot of people on here talking about ICE murdering another man yesterday. His name was Lorenzo Salgado Arajou. He was a Mexican man living in Huston Texas. He was killed at age 52 and lived the past 35 years here in the USA, and was in the process of obtaining a work permit. He was shot and killed during a traffic stop that ICE claims was part of a targeted operation, and claimed he was “weaponizing his vehicle”- the same claim ICE agents made when they shot and murdered Renee Good.

During the stop, Lorenzo had 3 coworkers with him in his truck who have all been taken into ICE custody.

His family described Lorenzo as a hardworking family man who didn’t deserve to be killed. All he wanted was to provide for his wife and see his sons become great people. His eldest son recognized his father by his cries and pleas when trying to identify who the victim was.

The Salgado Araujo family has set up a gofundme to help with funeral and legal costs, and to help keep their family supported since Lorenzo was the sole provider.

Donate to In Loving Memory of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, 52 Years Old, organized by LULAC Institute, Inc.

On the morning of July 7, 2026, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was ta… LULAC Institute, Inc. needs your support for In Loving Memory of Lorenzo Salg

[suuppeeerrrrrrr]

drunk shane grinding on ilyas thigh in a bar

their in a booth in the back, shane is drunk and happy and decides to sit in ilyas lap

ilya who starts shifting his thigh little by little so shane ends up grinding on his thigh and up against his stomach

[lililasagna]

people saying that Hayden is a bad friend for beefing with Ilya is so funny to me. Can’t even hate your perfect friend’s long-term situationship turned boyfriend. because of woke. He missed out on ten years of hating Ilya let him have this

[creeptastically]

I hate feeling defensive of Hayden fucking Pike like he’s such a nothing of a character and yet all the time people act like he’s evil incarnate and it’s like ok let me clock in on how he’s just a regular nothing burger of a man