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a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

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Ryan Reynolds: Film rights are preventing Deadpool from fucking Spiderman

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durkin62

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here.

nanfeng

I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.

thorodinson

grandmaapprovedcroptops

oldschoolphannie

George R.R. Martin is me

awhisperofworlds-deactivated202

i’m fucking crying

candlewinds

“The odd thing is, Harry,“ he said softly, “that it may not have meant you at all. Sibyll’s prophecy could have applied to two wizard boys, both born at the end of July that year, both of whom had parents in the Order of the Phoenix, both sets of parents having narrowly escaped Voldemort three times. One, of course, was you. The other was Neville Longbottom.”

mexicancassianandor-deactivated

deadpool + text post meme

ryanreynoldssource

I: You are also getting credit for being an executive producer of Deadpool, was it only just to get a bigger paycheck or was it more from the talent side, and just to have more control? R: [laughs] No, I’m not paid any extra to produce the movie…

synth-mage

Best use of marketing at my school

taahko

when u have 2 do all the work in a group project

when u also have 2 present it

did-you-know

Before this, historians could only link 22 of the presidents to King John. Professional genealogists had only traced the male family lines, but BridgeAnne was able to link all but one of the presidents together using both male and female ancestry.

She’s not in 7th grade anymore, but now she has her own website.

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itmaybedullbutimdetermined

this just in: professional genealogists fundamentally misunderstand parentage, completely and totally ignore women, are schooled by 13yo girl

cizayox

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

michaonthemoon-blog

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)