mango in the night

female 22 norway

[rowdent]

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

[tsukithewolf]

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

she is very persuasive

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

where am i

[katelyn-danger]

Unironically, vegans need to be advocating for more and better sheep, llama, and alpaca farms. Wool is one of the best fabrics we have in terms of versatility, longevity and most importantly, insulation. Even wet, it retains 80% of it’s insulation potential.

AND IT DOESN’T SHED MICROPLASTICS

[katelyn-danger]

Like, there’s literally nothing you can do to a sheep that’s as morally reprehensible as dumping plastic down the gullet of literally every other living thing. You wanna talk about animal welfare? Talk about reducing the amount of microplastics produced by rayon, polyester, and spandex.

[guinea-big-deactivated20221004]

Bruh plant-based sources of clothing exist and are better for the environment and don’t involve slicing an animal’s throat open please shut the fuck up you cunt

[katelyn-danger]

THE WOOL GROWS BACK

[amateur]

[teaboot]

She married a Jedi, it can handle the force

[the-last-knight-of-avalir]

Travis at the beginning of campaign 3 ready to live out all his dreams

[snorlaxatives]

one thing about me is that i am viscerally against inconveniencing retail and food workers… the checkout guy just mistakenly asked to see my ID because he thought my sparking water was hard seltzer and my ass just showed it to him instead of saying anything. i think i would rather die then correct him in his home turf

[snorlaxatives]

he realized and was like “why did you show me” and i was like “you have never done anything wrong ever in your life” 

[whitepeopletwitter]

I would park it on that beach for the day with popcorn in hand.

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

[star-wars-prequel-memes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

So casual

[marcelock]

based moffat

[pulchrabelle]

[captoring]

by @hijynkz

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

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[thoodleoo]

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

[thoodleoo]

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like "well you've pissed of theagenes" so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water

[somecunttookmyurl]

proud to be a morosexual tbh. this morning i found out my 28 year old boyfriend does not know the alphabet and i've never loved someone so much

[somecunttookmyurl]

me: which of these should i use

bf: i don't know *pointing* a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r x t u v w s y z

me: why. what. why is s at the end what happened to it

bf: w s y z!

me: x

bf: what

me: q r s t. w x y z

bf: no

me: ...yes?

bf: *pulling out his phone*

me: this isn't a bit is it. do you not know the alphabet

bf: i know the alphabet! i - oh. i do not know the alphabet

me: it's x y z babe

bf: you know that makes so much more sense. in yugioh you have like. xyz and i was always like "why is it xyz that makes no sense"

me: i love you so much

bf: i'm good at the alphabet! i know all 25 letters

me: babe

bf: what

me: my darling there's 26

bf: ...

[the-haiku-bot]

bf: i’m good at

the alphabet! i know all

25 letters

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[somecunttookmyurl]

thanks haiku bot

[somecunttookmyurl]

when it comes to the alphabet he is truly the gift that keeps on giving

bf: x is such a useless letter though. we don't need it. get rid of it. like x-ray? that's just e-s-s ray now me: ess ray

bf: yeah

me: not e-k-s ray? no? we renaming it to the S-Ray now?

bf: ....i forgot about the letter k

[the-haiku-bot]

me: not e-k-s

ray? no? we renaming it

to the S-Ray now?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[somecunttookmyurl]

why are you so obsessed with me

[thesevenumbrellas]

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

[thesevenumbrellas]

Guys I’m part of the club 🥺

[ursavorpalis]

monsterqueerplatonic

[thesevenumbrellas]

[extreme-ultimate-hornknee]

Aces are welcomed and are valued members in the monsterfucker community.

[doktorgirlfriend]

Aces are a cornerstone of the monsterfucker community. Where would we be without them?

[modogoblin]

[dominant-dominion]

You're unable to 🥺 out of this one whore.

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

can't tell if this is meant to be sexual but i immediately imagined the irs saying this to me

[furbearingbrick]

i’d love to study you