Gabbisms

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[toastbutteregg]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[kyacchan-comics]

Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

[loish]

I loved painting this one. It was truly a delight to create and I hope that shows 💚

Full process video over on my Patreon!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[parkchanwoohoo]

God bilingual people are so cool. I'd love to be bilingual someday.

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Aren't you alrea--" Shut the fuck up I've never spoken any language in my life

[parkchanwoohoo]

The thing people don't understand is that mathematically speaking, being slightly bilingual actually makes you LESS bilingual than people who are monolingual. I've created a helpful chart to assist:

This is known as the I'd Rather Die Than Attempt to Converse With A Native Speaker paradox, and it has befuddled scholars for centuries

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[meredithmcclaren]

Falin belongs to Dungeon Meshi

[tilthat]

TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

via ift.tt

[yokelfelonking]

Someone described the modern difference as such:  Fear is knowing that a werewolf is hunting you.  Terror is when you see it and it charges at you.  Horror is realizing that your feet are stuck to the floor.

[furbearingbrick]

lust is

[that-catholic-shinobi]

I’d like to thank the brave sniper that stopped that final comment

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[dunmestuffy]

[powerburial]

[sour-charity]

ummm.no

[hellforever]

Laika's still up there. not her body, sure, but her soul is. i saw it through my telescope one night when i was looking for aliens. she was sniffing for table scraps under saturn's ring. she chases comets and bites down on satellites. i saw her napping by neptune, she was kicking her feet. passing through the oort cloud is like the stroke of a hand on her fur. eyes like marbles and four little paws like flames. she bobs through jupiter's moons like cold moscow streets. up there the stars are a great big field. and look, she's running so fast. god damn, look at her go.

[deadpeatbogbody]

literally cannot believe "first ever live action omegaverse show" is not bigger news on tumblr

[my-people-skillls-are-rusty]

[chaotic-aro-incarnate]

The live action omegaverse show about racecar drivers!

[charlesoberonn]

It's not just A/B/O, it's Isekai A/B/O.

[charlesoberonn]

My mistake, these are two different live-action Omegaverse shows.

Pit Babe is a Thai show about Omegaverse racecar drivers.

Couple Or Not is a Chinese show about a guy being Isekai'd into an Omegaverse parallel universe where he's mpreg with his Alpha rival's child.

[veteratorianvillainy]

Happy to report that I think it's actually up to at least 3 now - I learned about Couple or Not back in March at the same time that I learned about Desire

[catchymemes]

[bloodandsugarboudoir]

me

[loveliesttime]

where's that quote abt like. being embarrassed abt the thinness of ur life the way ur embarrassed by a threadbare piece of clothing. bc like yeah

[loveliesttime]

Olivia Laing

[huffylemon]