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Hamlet: Act III Scene III Line 92: "No."

[mitten]

[100493503004422]

friend: how are things me: please don’t make me think about my life

[hijerking]

me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today

me at 2am: haha pranked

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

people that own chickens are trustworthy

[blextrophy]

chickens own themselves

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

you’re completely right and i’m a fool

[idiot-titan-shifter-deactivated]

wake up america

[enrichmentpumpkin]

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you 

[ninjaboots]

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

[interruptingpanda]

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

[pumpkinskull]

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

[jimmyfury]

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

[kittydoom]

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

[wilwheaton]

Um. This is so wrong.

[oswinstark]

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.

We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

[kichizone]

[manwiththesquidhat]

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

[thathighguy]

I was so glad about the Texas addition!! Now this last one is the most accurate thing I’ve seen all day.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Growing up in North Carolina i’m stll trying to figure out who decided it was the “south”.

[ven0moth]

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

[rcktpwr]

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

[babyanimalgifs]

STILL ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME

[babyanimalgifs]

Kitty, let me hear you say “wayooh”…

baby animals blog

[ashes-of-inspiration]

@alnarra

[femcassidy]

other girls: respectable hut at the edge of the village, uncursing wells, turning into a black cat to steal into a tyrant’s bedchambers and assassinate him in his sleep

me: no familiar, crushing my herbs with a rock i picked up outside, trying to make casual conversation with crows but they keep predicting my death instead

[bird-paws]

[stability]

[ruinedchildhood]

[browsedankmemes]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

no reason for yall to hate raccoons theyre just tiny dogs in need of a loving n caring home

[blonded004]

dogs dont have hands

[thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated]

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

[driflloon]

me: *is consistently unsure*