just here for a laugh, mate

holy shit it's been so long since I've edited my bio. you know what, I don't even know if I'm a real person anymore. whatever.

[worldofadaydreamer]

@ninjastarfish24 @sunshinyfrog-43 @i-have-social-skills-jackass @xelly @super-genius @spaceconveyor @miraculous-ash @squishybabypanda @transparenthorsenecknickel @pilot-cade @disgustingndepressed99 @grace1852 @beaglesaremajestic @laazybugnoirworld @defenderofladynoir @ihavehomeworkbutistillhere @dumbass-mushroom @futuristicstudentphilosopher @2moe4you @dramaloves-me @mostly-ml-6969 @storypanda88 @grafkoks13 @anonimarevolts @dragonfeather15 @little-sleepy-panda @shybookworm13 @kuhouinrini @demydreamer-otaku-and-book-lover @stressedjuice @garrisonarianna1992-blog @somrsault @elysianblueberry @almostnotquitethere @gradient-orion @nekoluver @annemriex @burntcroissant @agent-wash1ngtub @iiamendless @jaychakrabarty-blog @hom-rainax08f347 @lenzy135ug9 @aleksandra-aytach4kvj0t @masterd115 @pikijosep15863-blog @karlangaswiththeb @roman69310b @baelfyre1053 @urban-realism 

ok

[vivienvalentino]

This is what plays in my head every minute of every day.

[squeeful]

[fluffmugger]

Remember every fucking time your workplace had you over a barrel and used that barrel to force you to serve their needs.

Now apply those learned lessons.

[lycanthrop-ee]

Me: *looks at references of baby bears* ohhg… :’)

Me: *draws a baby bear* OHOH… HG N :’’’’’’’)

[lycanthrop-ee]

The culprit..

[mysharona1987]

[sleepybitchcity-deactivated2022]

Hospitals are struggling for nurses right now because people are leaving the profession entirely or leaving for temporary travel contract positions that pay well. They have been treated poorly, underpaid for the work they do, and inadequately protected this year, and they’re done.

My brother in law said they’re advertising for a position in his normal unit, offering twice his salary. But they won’t offer him extra to stay after risking his life working in the COVID unit for months, so he’s out. It’s absolutely insulting, and so many industries are going to have a major reckoning coming up.

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

[ioanina]

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

[haikurobot]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB Haiku Bot v2021.2~beta I make mistakes. I am buggy too. Sorry! (also tumblr locked me out from @haiku-robot, so find me in @haikurobot from now) | HAIKU BOT NO! Paypal | Patreon

[princen-jasper]

“There are no trigger warnings in real life”

“The real world is cruel, get over it.”

My boyfriend is triggered by Christmas and Christmas music. We were in a restaurant, and Christmas music was playing, and he started panicking so he went outside for a cigarette. The manager of the restaurant overheard him saying he had to get out, and changed the music over for the rest of the time we were there. There are safe spaces in the real world. People are nicer than you think. And bullshit people who try to tell you to get over your triggers, ain’t shit.

[bakaagou]

people who say shit like this are egotistical and selfish. ignore them. there is goodness in the world, even if we have to be the ones giving it to ourselves.

[prismatic-bell]

Listen, listen.

I’m Jewish and I play Fallout 4.

I had a mod recommended to me called Constructable Crosses. It’s a bunch of different kinds of Christian religious iconography so you can build a church in your settlements if you want to.

I asked if it wouldn’t be too much trouble, maybe, since the author had another update planned, if maybe he could add a Magen David to hang outside a synagogue? And I would pay him?

I expected that I might be ignored or told no. At best, there would be one “okay” example of a Magen David and I’d use it because it was all that was available.

This dude went out and built an entire mod. And refused payment. He actually learned how to make a model to make a really gorgeous menorah, and put together a stunning range of chanukkiyot so you can, if you want, “light candles” for Chanukkah in your game. (And yes, I actually did this, it was fun.) He put together some wall hangings of the Ten Commandments. He made over a hundred kippah models so you can wear one as long as you have a vanilla hairstyle. The only thing the mod lacks that even the poorest synagogue would try to have, and I have maintenance rights on the mod so when I learn to make models I’ll be adding it, is a sefer Torah.

(Ironically, there is no Magen David. But since you can put up a literal actual menorah, that point is moot.)

People are kind. People are good. You just have to find them.

[joyland2022]

I've been saying this for years 😭

[headspace-hotel]

Yup.

Eating disorders are underdiagnosed in men; I have believed this to be true for some time. When I was in Krav Maga the guys around me would casually talk about restricting to like 20% of the calories someone their size should be eating and genuinely wouldn’t realize it was fucked up.

[pukicho]

Costco is amazing but if a centaur were roaming the aisles it would be even greater

[toshio]

character development

[shmreduplication]

lil word game I’ve been having fun with during the pandemic: putting “and/or” between words that only have “and” between them

lo and/or behold

cease and/or desist

trials and/or tribulations

fun and/or profit

[shmreduplication]

this is especially fun with titles

war and/or peace

pride and/or prejudice

fast and/or furious

charlie and/or the chocolate factory

[kingjaffejoffer]

Boss shit

[lady-feral]

Literal actual goals

[argumate]

that was intensely satisfying

[sushinfood]

WELL DONE!!!

[jezi-belle]

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

[beggars-opera]

This is one of those videos that makes you go “Wow, humans sure are a Species, huh”

[zagreus]

hot take but every “essential worker” who had to interact with The Public through this pandemic should get a fucking pension

[zagreus]

my mental health in 2019: not fantastic but keeping it together 

my mental health after working retail through a pandemic: (imagine hot melted plastic being injected into an ice cold geometrically impossible waffle iron)

[slothgangang]

Some rando: boy i can’t wait until this is all over so i can finally go out and interact with people again, amiright guys!!

Any retail/food service worker anywhere:

[kitschstr]

reblog this if you hate

terfs

and

love and appreciate trans women✨🌈

[patcholiprincess-deactivated201]

and trans men

[kitschstr]

how could i have been so blind… thank you……….

[lqdysminou-deactivated20210810]

/srs 

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much

[veinitas]

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

[quizzicalqueek]

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

[littlegaywitch]

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

[sindri42]

https://xkcd.com/231/

[wind-voice]

ACCURATE.

[eileenthedeafdog]

I was at a pet store with Eileen. A woman walked up to us and asked if she could pet her. Eileen’s collar has ‘Deaf Dog’ embroidered on it. The lady asked about it, I confirmed, yes, she’s deaf. The lady immediately switched to American Sign Language and asked her how was her day, was she being a good girl, she’s so pretty. Eileen is wagging her tail excitedly, knowing that someone is talking to her.

[221bshrlocked]

Why do you reblog your own fics so much?

Because someone might as well!? And look at this. Look. At. This.

Does this look right to you??

These are just the last three fics I wrote. I appreciate the likes, believe me I do, but you have to understand. Likes do nothing for content creators. It’s the reblogs. Because that’s how you find shit on your dashboard. Through reblogs. Not likes. This isn’t twitter or tiktok or instagram. This is a website that’s run by the reblog system.

Reblogging helps content creators put their stuff out there. Why do you think so many people stopped writing fanfic and creating beautiful fanart and edits? It’s because they put in hours of work and don’t get nearly enough notes for their masterpieces. Yes we do this because we enjoy it but like...some validation won’t hurt. A boost of confidence here and there might be all someone needs to finish whatever thing they started and left.

Anyway, I’m still going to reblog my shit...

[raewritesfiction]

I think I’m gonna restart blogging my own shit.

[221bshrlocked]

WRITERS. ARTISTS. EDITORS.

REBLOG YOUR OWN WORK.

THERE IS NO SHAME IN IT.

[indigoh4ze]

YES THIS