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IDK, I just wanna be a dragon

[cyborgrhodey]

THE BANANAS ARE GAY

THESE BANANAS

THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY

BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

[spacelazarwolf]

call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine

HELP

[greek-orthodox-priest]

call me holy trinity the way I father a son in his hole n ghost

[greek-orthodox-priest]

I have been hacked.

[chancesofindigo]

I love this post so much I made it into a tshirt.

[spacelazarwolf]

I AM FUCKIBG LOSING IT HAHSHSJSJDJSJSK

[bamboozled-bumblefuck]

@space-gandalf46 @celticartgirl

[depsidase]

[nightmaresyrup]

The majestic, but a tad dopey, Silkie Hippogryph!

[mintbees]

okay americans how’d i do

[dr-gloom]

There are so many parts of this that just genuinely brighten my day

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

[viktor-sbor]

The Lady and the Unicorn  is the modern title given to a series of six tapestries created woven in Flanders from wool and silk, from designs drawn in Paris around 1500. The set, on display in the Musée de Cluny in Paris, considered one of the greatest works of art of the Middle Ages in Europe.

"According to my only wish."

"The lady with the unicorn. Hearing"

"The lady with the unicorn. Touch"

"The lady with the unicorn. Smell." 

"The lady with the unicorn. Vision"

"The lady with the unicorn. Taste"

[blatantescapism]

I made my lovely wife very bored and the security guard very nervous to take closeup photos of these tapestries

look at the transparent outer sleeves of the Lady in the pavilion scene:

ENHANCE

alternating white rows with color to create transparency- clever

doing that while maintaining an underlying pattern, and shading folds in the transparent fabric? Absolute peak of mastery

[vinceaddams]

Ooooh that's magnificent! And the shading on the little pearls! What skill!

[bunjywunjy]

WHAT DO U MEAN A MOUSE CAN SURVIVE FALLING OFF A SKYSCRAPER

haha, yeah! surprise?

pretty much every mammal from about squirrel-sized and down has a terminal velocity so low that they can fall literally any distance and not take lethal damage, provided that they don't land on something sharp.

hence their willingness to just wildly yeet themselves off of things as a valid escape tactic.

IF IT SUCKS, HIT DA BRICKS

[tessas-ratblog]

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[animusbell]

please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

[titkoks]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Congratulations! That's the worst anyone has ever done it!

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[oddliestcatch]

[chamacafeahorrible]

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

[teuer]

ok hear me out guys

[joner]

I’m listening

[teuer]

okay listen closely

[joner]

ok ready

[teuer]

look me boots

[sayitasyoucan]

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