Certified Anxious Mess™

Kay, 23, PhD student at the University of Kentucky, Queer (he/they), I do gay science - whatever that means

[eliwally]

my god i’m so lonely

[inessaarmands-deactivated202207]

“because i’m literally a communist.” —a mood for literally everyday, but especially this morning after ash sarkar roasted piers morgan alive on national television

[antiandrogen]

piers morgan is the loudest dumbass jfdjekfkd

[armedjoy]

[monstermonstre]

i stan one (1) anarcho-fabulous muslim who fucks like a champion

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[boomerbuzzard-deactivated201902]

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

[thatshowthefuckyousound]

I got better.

[blinded-by-fairy-lights]

[animatedtext]

[turing-tested]

this is literally so fucking funny

[turing-tested]

[turing-tested]

im really not even mad because only LGBT people can be this funny so i know my $5 is in good, gay, hands

[grimelords]

I made a playlist that was just one Mountain Goats song and spotify roasted the shit out of me

[poxparty]

[juicydistortion]

Keith Haring, Tarot

[transfemininomenon]

hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills

[pastweeks-deactivated20200512]

barbie eye infeccíon

[blackmetalbandtshirt-deactivate]

janet alcohol poisoning

[theklicker]

Claire heart condition

[acquaintedwithrask]

Mary Jo Urinary Tract Infection

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[sunflorally]

your relationship doesn’t have to be toxic to be a bad one. it can be unfulfilling, exhausting, loveless. and someone doesn’t have to be terrible to you for you to leave them. if you aren’t primarily happy in your relationship, you have a valid reason to not be in it. don’t beat yourself up because your situation “could be worse.” if it isn’t what you want, you don’t have to stay in it.

[brainstatic]

The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running.

[smitethestate]

Ummmm excuse me but this is fucking brilliant.

[drst]

Did you just cure imposter syndrome with… spite?

[jabberwockypie]

You can cure a LOT with spite.

[miss-unpopular-opinion]

I’m just a horny piece of shit who likes food and over thinks everything.

[swolizard]

I do not understand why y’all had to ruin tiddies. Tiddies are cool B but like idk why yall had to hypersexualize em. Do you know how cool it would be to just be chillin topless in a city park during the summer on a hot day wit ya girl just relaxing and having a picnic and shit? Be able to take a nap at the beach together skin to skin and have it be completely normal? Like i get why yall like tiddies, I like em too. They cool to look at just like a muscular chest or calves or eyes or any other cool body part. But to the point where yall see a tiddie and get a boner ?? Yall needa fix yaselves cause you ruining some good times and experiences for the rest of us normal ass people not jerking it over a damn nipple

[northboundpizza]

This is the best explanation everyone else go home

[twixnmix]

Easter at the White House (1988)

Keith Haring painted a mural on the White House lawn then donated it to the Children’s Hospital, National Medical Center, Washington, D.C.

Photos by Tseng Kwong Chi

[australiansanta]

‪americans who are scared of coming to australia bc of the wildlife are fucken wild. like when’s the last time a spider shot up a school lol

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