demon juice

☆ creator's favorite fagydke ☆ blue ☆ 26 ☆ they/he/she ☆ aries

[revivivivify]

[may12324]

Dyke Knights ⚔️

[fairyqrtz]

Vidia x Tinkerbell

vgen / insta / bsky

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

[prettysheepy]

Femme girlfriend behavior is getting three caffeinated drinks, chugging them all, no water, zoomies, zoomies, zoomies, caffeine crash, headache, sleepy

[technologistrevolution]

bumped into my neighbor who told me about how when she was mowing she found a praying mantis and while pointing it out to a another neighbor ran into a group of 4 men and also asked if they wanted to see and they enthusiastically agree

so, she takes them to see it and notices that these men are almost giddy over this bug so she starts asking questions and turns out they are from various African countries, are scientists travelling on some sort of research grant, and one of them in particular is specialist in insects and they were all just on their way to their Air B&B

like. Imagine you arrive in this foreign country to study its local bugs, you get off the plane and start walking to where you are staying, and some old lady stops you and is all "hey! Come look at our local bug!"

[marinella-ela]

[dogrotpdf]

capitol hill, seattle

[carpenters3]

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

[catgirlforeskin]

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

[gayvampyr]

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

[lliveonthesunn]

always wild seeing my kitchen decor from over seven years ago cross my dash

son boy is in second grade and loves pokémon, gravity falls, and legos!

[nayohme]

[butchfagminotaur]

[mikaosart]

Happy October everyone 🎃

[email protected] 💌 for character/illustration commissions

[g0repixie]

someone in my city is selling a shirt that says "my boyfriend is a vampire" on fb marketplace and i need it. i need it so badly.

[g0repixie]

you guys dont understand. My Boyfriend Is A Vampire.

[costco]

hello professor i did not do the assignment because it sounded like a stupid fucking waste of time and i think you should be fired for giving this to me. maybe make the next one more interesting/relevant and i will consider it. regards

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[metal-gear-zeke]

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

[harmonicstupidity]

[solvatochrome]

hey just letting everyone know the power didnt go out

[mikeywayarchive]

8/22/25 // JMF

[baraphalloplastyclinic-deactiva]

Hey guys something fucking bad happened

KOSA/the kids online safety act has been reintroduced into legislature after it passed Senate last year and then got snubbed. It is not unlike the bill that just passed in the UK a few weeks ago. If you don't want what happened in the UK to happen here, now would be a good time to vocally oppose it.

Here is a petition that can be signed by Americans. Attached to the petition is an easy tool that allows you to call and leave messages for your representatives. I have already done so. You can also email your representatives by searching for their name, most have message submission boards as well. This thing died once, it can die again.

Please sign/share the petition and contact your representatives.