[incorrecttvcquotes]

Did you see Gabrielle out there? I mean, good thing she’s on our side, because that was…violent.

Louis to Lestat (via incorrecttvcquotes)

[thatsthat24]

Me at Hogwarts ⚡️

[cruelbrainchronicles]

What the Hell is a Hufflepuff?

[katesattic]

[danielsemperes]

i hope daisy ridley is having a really good day

[swedit]

i hope hayden christensen is having a good day

[leorio]

i hope john boyega is having a good day

[jynerzoremade-blog]

i hope oscar isaac is having a good day

[justaminorgoddess]

i hope carrie fisher is having a good day

[obidaddykenobi]

i hope ewan mcgregor is having a good day

[jewishbensolo-deactivated201805]

I hope adam driver is having a good day

[needsmorekylo]

i hope mark hamill is having a good day

[milfsrights]

i hope natalie portman is having a good day

[protectskywalker-deactivated202]

i hope harrison ford is having a good day

[poes-tousled-hair]

i hope lupita nyong'o is having a good day

[askcosplaysenpai]

i hope liam neeson is having a good day

[willorcs]

i hope diego luna is having a good day

[daissyridley]

i hope george lucas……… nvm

[maninaplant]

me: *fucks up*

my brain: Death™ The Final Solution solve all of your problems by just fucking dying it's quick, it's easy, it's free! try it today!

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[psychophancy-deactivated2021072]

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.

[doodleboots-deactivated20190129]

How did you make me read this with my own eyes.

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

my twenty minute nap turned into a two hour nap

[longwayseries]

[morepopcornplease]

screw the Han Solo single i want the adventure of Obi Wan Kenobi Misidentifying Creatures Across the Galaxy

[theartofangirling]

listen nothing on this green earth will ever be as funny to me as “roonil wazlib.” I could watch a million comedy shows and not laugh as hard as I do when I think about that. I’ll be on my deathbed and start giggling and my great-grandchildren will lean down and ask me what’s funny and with my dying breath i’ll wheeze out “that’s my nickname”

[justbadpuns]

Jesus christ

[thoodleoo]

this is how the ides of march went right

[constable-frozen]

A wild Moana appears!

[unpretty]

what if it seems like batman has safehouses all over the country because he’s a paranoid maniac always ready to go into hiding in iowa, but actually he just goes on a lot of business trips for his day job and when he sees a cute house he buys it and stays there. he grew up in a big mansion with a butler, a house with only three rooms is like camping for him. he thinks it’s fun. he gets to play house and eat cereal for dinner. the flash accidentally committed some light treason and needs to lay low for a while so batman sets him up at this little place in maine. flash is like “wow he really does plan for everything” but no, he just saw an old queen anne with green shingle siding and white accents and he couldn’t help himself. it had a wraparound porch and a spire. a spire. technically it wasn’t in his carefully alloted ‘whims’ budget but he sold an extra yacht to make room. “geeze bats i get that it’s a safehouse but couldn’t you have stocked the pantry with something besides kix and peanut butter?” flash asks. “they’re shelf stable,” batman says, as if that is why he bought those things, as if this is not just What He Does when alfred leaves him unsupervised.

[unpretty]

people who don’t follow me or read my fics thinks this means that What He Does is eat a lot of junk food, when what he actually does is just eat peanut butter with a spoon because it lets him hit his daily caloric targets without actually needing to eat three meals a day, and the cereal is there only so that when someone (Alfred, Dick, etc) calls to check up on him and make sure he’s okay he can assure them that he has been eating real food because a bowl of cereal counts

[msmarvel]

No Good Deed

[martizz]

I hate Netflix original series because they’re really good and you watch all of the episodes in one day and then you have to wait at least one year for the next season, wow that’s so rude netflix how dare you

[solvatochrome]

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

[oldeytancragg]

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

[solvatochrome]

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

[samspurpletoothbrush]

do you ever just find yourself making winchester expressions