bite sized

I am actually an asshole

[lovelive-confessions]

[thirstywhitedad]

When I was little I thought “prima donna” was “pre-Madonna” as in an era before Madonna

[sandsvendor100]

[fairymascot]

‘Aqours third years, please all date each other!! You’re out in the sticks so it’s fine to indulge a little!’ -neko

originals: 1, 2

[nitefise-art]

I disappoint my pokemon on a daily basis

[cobaltshroom]

I usually imagine myself picking up my Pokemon before running

[nitefise-art]

[ipoetried]

Why are all your poems about girls. Are you trying to write from a boys point of view? I think that's really creative and I've never seen that in writing before! You're going to go far with your poetry :)

I’M A HUGE LESBIAN

[pishposh-haberdash]

When you’re stuck in overtime for 30 minutes and you stuck to the payload for the whole time while narrowly avoiding death

[charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2]

EXTREMELY CURSED IMAGE

[dark-deathrage]

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

[lunaticfish]

I fixed it

[jump-around-jumpjump-deactivate]

Thank you for showing the truth. 

[idioticteen]

trying to avoid old classmates in public like leonadro dicaprio avoiding the paps 

[alexenglish]

no popular pairings we die like men who have read all 23 fics of our rarepair on AO3

[hazardnuzlocke]

au where nebby is the trainer and lillie is the poke

[tomatoes-and-idolus]

fk me up

[lovelive-confessions]

[nozoroomie]

For the prompts things, would you consider doing a Kanadia Flower Shop AU ; a ; I think it'd be really cute. Thank you in advance! ~

Sorry this has taken so long! I hope this is everything you’re hoping it might be, i’ve been thinking a lot about this since I saw it in my inbox ;u;.

I’m also doubling this as a birthday present for my fav!! Happy late birthday Dia ily ;o;!!

KanaDia flower shop au! here we go!

(Note: all italicized words said by Mari are said in English)

Keep reading

[athyrabunlord]

1.1.17 Happy Birthday Kurosawa Dia :’D featuring wee carbon and dumb wee orca

[tsun-neko]

Happy New Year and Happy Birthday to Dia! You can read it here! (*> ᴗ •*)ゞ